US News Man Caught Having Sex with a Picnic Table

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BELLEVUE, OH -- A man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table.

The investigation began when a tipster gave police three DVDs showing Arthur Price having sexual intercourse with a metal round table on his deck.

The incidents occurred between January and March 2008.

Police say the DVDs show Price involved in a sex act in his bedroom. He walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it.

Police say Price lives near an elementary school.

www.fox19.com

Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table

What makes this a felony, police say, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen the act.
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this world is stupid

OK so i guess in 1 month we'll be hearing "guy rapes his car" or something like that.....
and no i dont think that was illegal... jsut another form of jacking off is all methinks
 
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(Roll on floor laughing my ass off peeing my pants)

Arrested for raping a table HAHAHHAHAHHA.

Lol what perv. video taped him?

That's not illegal.
 
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everything's that unusual is illegal in the US ;)

guy got arrested for having sex with his bicycle once. and someone tried to do it with the street, or so I heard. I don't know how.
 
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I can understand how he had sex with a table, but dam!
Its public ludeness.
 
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Who the hell cares.. it's something called a 'victimless crime'. Victimless crimes are one of the things that are screwed up with America - if there's no victim, why the hell are you wasting resources on 'correcting the problem'?
 
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There ARe Only 2 Things I Wonder...

1) How the freakin HECK can you even HAVE "IT" With a freakin PICNIC TABLE?
2)Why did he have a picnic table inside his house in the first place?
 
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On his patio actually. He ran afoul of local laws, not state or federal laws. There was probably some ordinance about stuff like that in some certain radius around the school.
 
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A deck is outside, like a backyard, except on the first floor or higher. It could also be referring boat-wise, but that would be public too.
 
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