The Wish Game!

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I'm not sure if this has been made before, but here we go...

You know how, in movies, when you wish for something, there is always a catch? You do the same here! The first person posts a wish. The poster after him/her posts the downside of the wish, and posts his/her own wish. An example would be:

Poster 1: I wish for a cookie.
Poster 2: You forget you are allergic to generic cookies. You get a massive allergic reaction, and explode. I wish for a slave.
Poster 3: The slave rebels, and kills you. I wish for...

Often, the outcomes of the wishes are very humorous, and often fatal to you/someone else. So be creative! I'm not in the mood to start, so, someone else please... :p
 
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W: I wish for... Bananas! Lots and lots of bananas! ( if you don't mind I take them all ;) )
 
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A shame you're in the jungle as we speak. A horde of monkeys surround you, and attack!

I wish for a pet murloc.
 
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Naine

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Sorry we're all out. come back tomorrow ;)

i wish for a horde of squirrels at my command...
 
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Squirrels won't obey you, as soon as they're gathered together, they're attack for nuts!

I wish for nothing! neh!

~Jindo
 
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Your neighbor wished for a chipmunk-eating dog.


I wish I could finish at least one of my maps... :D
 
WastedSavior

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you finish a map, and its rated "Worst Map Ever"

I wish for a decent television program at 5:32 AM in the morning
 
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Haha...I knew somebody was going to post something like that :).


You get a decent television program at 5:32 AM but your television breaks down at exactly that time every day for three hours.

I wish I could get rid of this cold... :mad: (Somebody is probably going to post something like... ahh nvm..)
 
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You better look over your evil base's blueprints again...this foundation would never survive...A TRIANGLE! Suddenly, a bunch of giant triangles (dumped into the sea by the Mexicans) come by, smashing into your base until it collapses!

I wish God would stop killing kittens, just becuase I use IE.
 
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Naine

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Wish granted. But now, your "manhood" fell off.

I wish my pencils were always sharpened.
 
Mullit

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you fall over the lead when playing you new guitar and break both your arms.... and a toe

i wish for Naine's new guitar now that he can't play it.
 
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Computer(MAZ

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you get a girlfriend she just so happens to be part gorrila and has very hairy body parts :D

i wish that i knew what to wish for after i wished for something :p
 
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Naine

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There! You know what to wish for! A nice juicy pice of crap.

I wish for a sword :p
 
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