World $1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

[The Helper]

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather

Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

jalopnik.com

 

[DDRtists]

...all I have to say to that is "why"... :nuts:

 

[Samael88]

The russians have just learned how to "pimp a ride"?

 

[WastedSavior]

whale penis leather interior.

Why would you even want that? That's horrible

 

[Hatebreeder]

Ahahahah

There is nothing cool about having something out of Penis. Seriously.

 

[Romek]

The russians [del]have just learned[/del] are learning how to "pimp a ride"?

Fixed.
They're still doing it wrong.

 

[Bloodcount]

Oh..... (words can't expressed how stunned I am ATM)

 

[Jindo]

Taking 'Free Willy' to a new dimension.

 

[The Helper]

Whale Penis Leather is probably softer.... just saying.

 

[Varine]

The russians have just learned how to "pimp a ride"?

Russians were pimping rides before US gangstas even knew about Ford Fiestas bro.

 

[Weegee]

Whale Penis Leather is probably softer.... just saying.

Comfy

 

[Varine]

Whale Penis Leather is probably softer.... just saying.

And they're big. Really big....

 

[ReVolver]

In Solviet Russia car pimps you! :thup:

 

[Avaleirra]

In Solviet Russia car pimps you! :thup:

Lol, same with the vodka

 

[The Helper]

Whale Penis Leather Interior FTW!