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jackall

jackall

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what i sent one day to my boss:

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

what he sent me back the next day:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,

Manager
 
Darkchaoself

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What is this i dont even
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I get it. More clever-ish than funny; but thats my opinion; please don't flame it.
 
codemonkey

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Weege said:
Thats not something you post on forums. It starts flame wars...
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Dude stop being off topic.

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Also can someone explain the funny/clever part? I just don't understand. =/

EDIT: Oh lol nvm, I just thought his grammar was hideous.
 
Genkora

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I don't what you are reading, the first thing he writes is it is something he sent to his boss. But it's pretty funny, I am impressed you had the nerve to send that to your boss.
 
codemonkey

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Genkora said:
I don't what you are reading, the first thing he writes is it is something he sent to his boss. But it's pretty funny, I am impressed you had the nerve to send that to your boss.
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It's an old article (I checked), and actually I saw it posted in 2005, of course not by him.
 
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