US News Florida Ordinance Makes It Illegal For Homeless To Use Blankets

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Living in Florida, we don’t often have the opportunity to use the heat setting on our thermostat, but this winter we got the chance in a big way. And as a matter of fact, so many people in my neighborhood were using heaters that it blew out the transformer.

So there I was with my wife and three kids, all of us huddled under blankets with the fireplace roaring, watching the temperature continue to drop from a comfortable 65 degrees down to 45. But outside it was 17 degrees and raining and sleeting, and if you were homeless, you had to consider that if you used a blanket to shield yourself from the elements, that you might be hauled off to jail for a violation of a local ordinance prohibiting using blankets, cardboard, or newspaper to cover yourself.

This was part of a series of ordinances which prohibited using public restrooms for washing your face, panhandling, and “camping”. Though the mayor’s office and members of the city council tried to say that these ordinances were not targeted at the homeless, email correspondence between them and other city officials proved otherwise.

The anti-camping ordinance went the furthest in its limitation of basic civil liberties, making it essentially illegal, not only to cover yourself for any reason, but also effectively making it illegal to be homeless. It was a tough ordinance to fight, because if you opposed them, it gave the impression that you were supporting blight in the city. Not to mention the city council wasn’t interested in having the discussion. The then council president either would cut people off or have them thrown out during the public discussion.

 
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Wait. Why are they, on one hand, talking about the state of florida, and on the other, about the "city" counsel. Isnt a city counsel only responsible for a single city or am I missing some effed up american logic here?
 

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I don't even live in America, let alone know these things.
 

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What the hell? They can't cover up with a blanket? Are they freaking kidding me?
Where did all the humanity go in this world? Seriously!!!
 

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Hi Robot Troll ^

As if you're implying that all robots don't have humanity in them...

To be honest, laws are what they are: regulations with loopholes.

When they decided upon these ordinances, they have good intentions to do so. However, we always think up the worst possible scenario where these good intentions have hidden from the politicians' eyes.
 

Accname

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What could have been the good intentions of disallowing the use of blankets in public?
 

Accname

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Why should we kill them? What gain would that bring?
Ever heard of "human resources"? This is a waste.
We could use these materials and put them in much better use. Bionic weapons. Walking fighting machines.
Some science here, some robotronic there, some pyrotechnics and brainwashing and BANG! homeless weapons of mass destruction.
 

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Not cost-effective. Makes more sense to kill them and keep them from wasting precious resources. Maybe burn their bodies for warmth or sustenance if the waste part is bothering you that bad.
 

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You know how much money was spent to grow artificial meat for burgers?
I just had a brilliant idea.

Honestly, you find the right niche market and you could sell people burgers for $50 a pop, easy. I'd buy one right now if I could.

And that's people-burgers, not serving different people burgers.
 

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We could tie it in with law enforcement and call it:
Burglars and Burgers!
 
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