stubs101
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I just fininshed reading Crusher's Psycho Joke or whatever.... and I realized we needed a thread for jokes after people pitched in the idea of a joke zone... Way too much work. So (I hope)Now this is the place to unload any jokes you don't want to start a new thread for or you found funny or created... just a place for jokes.
I guess, customarily I should start it with one of my jokes, so:
A preacher was giving a sermon when a flood occured. They all went outside and ran home (The people) except the preacher. A church-goer drove by the preacher in his car, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" Before you knew it the water was at his knees. A church-goer came by in his raft, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" And then the water rose to the preacher's waist. Then a church-goer in his 2-man canoe came by, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" And sooner rather than later, the water was at the preacher's neck. A helicopter came by, spotted the preacher, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" Then when the lights of the helicopter went dim, the preacher drowned. He went to heaven, and when he came there, he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?!" and God yelled back in desperation, "I tried! I sent a car, a raft, a 2-man canoe, and a helicopter! What more do you want?!"
I guess, customarily I should start it with one of my jokes, so:
A preacher was giving a sermon when a flood occured. They all went outside and ran home (The people) except the preacher. A church-goer drove by the preacher in his car, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" Before you knew it the water was at his knees. A church-goer came by in his raft, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" And then the water rose to the preacher's waist. Then a church-goer in his 2-man canoe came by, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" And sooner rather than later, the water was at the preacher's neck. A helicopter came by, spotted the preacher, and said, " Preacher preacher! Get in before you drown!" and the preacher said, "Don't worry friend, God will save me!" Then when the lights of the helicopter went dim, the preacher drowned. He went to heaven, and when he came there, he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?!" and God yelled back in desperation, "I tried! I sent a car, a raft, a 2-man canoe, and a helicopter! What more do you want?!"