Weird God appears in eggplant slice - Lady sells it on eBay

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It looks like American religious artifacts are becoming big business on eBay.

Not to be outdone by Deb Serio, a Virginia high school teacher who recently nabbed over $1500 for a garage floor stain she said looked like Jesus, Pennsylvania's Felicia Teske is offering eBay buyers an eggplant slice that may bear the word "God." Starting price: $1,000. Plus $20 for shipping.

Teske recently purchased her eggplant (aubergine, for you Brits) at a roadside produce stand, according to a local Pennsylvania news channel, and on Sunday evening, as she sliced it up in her kitchen, she saw the word "God" appear in the seeds of one of the slices:

God appears in eggplant slice

Woman lobs Him onto eBay
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mase

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Greedy ****s...
 
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Is this what Americans do?

That one is in the first place in my shopping list today. Gonna eat it.
 
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I can't understand why these "Christians" worship objects.
 
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Looks fake to me (as in the text is purposely written somehow).
 
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Ok, let's say it's not faked. Are you more christian (or any other religion, it could wrote "Allah" there, for muslims) if you buy that?
 
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If I was a religious person (which I'm not) then finding something like this would probably be a sign, maybe some good luck.
And if $1000 isn't good enough considering the item... :)
 
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What about if I buy a banana and engrave "GOD WAS HERE" in it's peel?

That's worth of buying.. <3
 
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I should write "GOD WAS HERE" in a bathroom stall one of these days.
 
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Lol at Ninva, and for the bannana peel, I would use it as a bumper sticker... somehow...

And I don't think it's a christian buying/selling, it says not to make carves images for youself, or workship any object :p I think it includes eggplants...
 
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OMG IT'S A SIGN FROM GOD!

It's telling me... ... ... SELL IT ON EBAY! YES!

So if that is a "sign from god" for religious people, why would you sell it on ebay.. lol
 
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Thats dumb... selling it like that. if she keeps it, who knows how much good luck and fortune will come to her.
 
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Guys, as a Christian I'd like to tell you that these objects do not do anything. They do not bring Christians luck or fortune. It's just a big scheme to make buck off a person who wants to be "more Christian".
 
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If God did exist, how do you know it's not a message? Maybe it is. If so, the first thing they SHOULDN'T do is sell it on eBay. :p
However I am not religious of any sort...
 
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How is an image of Jesus or the word God a sign/message from God? :nuts:
 
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Actually, if more than anything, it would be a "message" or "sign" from the devil. Seriously, the devil would be trying to get religious people to worship objects, images, text, etc. which according to the bible, god doesn't like.
 
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