BlowingKush
I hit the blunt but the blunt hit me.
- Reaction score
- 188
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
I know it's such a shame.
Instead of sweaty, enjoyable sex,
I'd rather just play this game.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
Even if the girl's a 10.
Even if the titties are perfect.
Even if the body is slim.
There's lots of grunts in Warcraft.
There's lots of screams and yells.
The dryads are thin, the elementals are wet,
And the Firelord is hot as hell.
You still yell fuck in Warcraft.
The game is such a treat.
You pin the enemy in real tight spots,
And pound them with your meat.
You still need protection in Warcraft.
Also, you still need wood.
You also need lots and lots of men,
If it's done the way it should.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
I'm a prisoner in my house.
Instead of sliding my sausage.
I'd rather just slide my mouse.
Some men might think I'm crazy,
Some men might think I'm gay.
Some men might think my cock is small,
So instead I choose to play.
I click a mouse in Warcraft.
And tower my base real fast.
I may not get to her burrow.
But at least I get to harrass.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
With this, I see no wrong.
Sex can be hot, and short, and boring,
But Warcraft can be fun and long.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
I have no need for lube.
I have no need to touch a girl,
Or AT with a noob.
-BlowingKush
I know it's such a shame.
Instead of sweaty, enjoyable sex,
I'd rather just play this game.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
Even if the girl's a 10.
Even if the titties are perfect.
Even if the body is slim.
There's lots of grunts in Warcraft.
There's lots of screams and yells.
The dryads are thin, the elementals are wet,
And the Firelord is hot as hell.
You still yell fuck in Warcraft.
The game is such a treat.
You pin the enemy in real tight spots,
And pound them with your meat.
You still need protection in Warcraft.
Also, you still need wood.
You also need lots and lots of men,
If it's done the way it should.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
I'm a prisoner in my house.
Instead of sliding my sausage.
I'd rather just slide my mouse.
Some men might think I'm crazy,
Some men might think I'm gay.
Some men might think my cock is small,
So instead I choose to play.
I click a mouse in Warcraft.
And tower my base real fast.
I may not get to her burrow.
But at least I get to harrass.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
With this, I see no wrong.
Sex can be hot, and short, and boring,
But Warcraft can be fun and long.
I pass up sex for Warcraft.
I have no need for lube.
I have no need to touch a girl,
Or AT with a noob.
-BlowingKush
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