World Italy PM replaces penis on statue, angers experts

[Dr.Jack]

Italy's culture ministry on Friday defended Premier Silvio Berlusconi for giving ancient marble statues in his office replacement body parts, to the horror of art restorers.

The ministry, which is led by a close ally of the premier, said in a statement there's no cause for alarm: The hand added to Venus and the penis added to Mars are attached by magnets and can be removed without damage.

For decades, restorers have widely agreed that missing parts of ancient statues should not be recreated.

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[Slapshot136]

maybe im missing something, but how does a magnet stick to marble?

 

[seph ir oth]

maybe im missing something, but how does a magnet stick to marble?

Suddenly, art restorers around the world are even more furious at a new revelation.

 

[ReVolver]

Might as well go and censor off Adam and God...

 

[FireCat]

Hilarious!

Italy PM replaces penis on statue, angers experts

What kind of expert are they? hehe

 

[Hatebreeder]

Hilarious!

What kind of expert are they? hehe

// Start bad pun

They're from BP Oil company. Because they're all Dicks. Get it?

//End bad pun

 

[Whitesock]

Might as well go and censor off Adam and God...

You mean un-censor? They added a penis.