Limericks

[Knight7770]

Here are some strange limericks I've come across:

There once was a man who wrote limericks
And this man was such a big cynic
That when one day he laughed,
And everyone gasped.
“But I only killed someone with plastic!”

There is such a big difference from coal
And strange people who own a large mole,
That even blind people
Are amazingly able
To distinguish them and a washbowl.

Many people look up to the saint
Who always receives their complaints.
But one day he said
“I can’t eat this bread,
It is totally covered in paint!”

There is in a strange town a large lamp,
And around it the people are cramped.
But then when one day
Someone came in the fray
And asked why this huge object was damp.

Some people live to write a long essay,
And they always say that they’re OK.
But I know the truth,
For I did in my youth
And I never got the chance to play.

I’ve always loved the smell of a tooth,
Ever since the first day of my youth.
And ever since then,
Again and again,
I pull teeth from the mouths so uncouth.

Have you ever really killed a wren?
It’s really quite fun ‘till you get ten.
At which point in time
You’ll see it’s a crime
To kill dumb animals wielding pens.