Technology Linux Developer Gets Laid

[The Helper]

Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid.

"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. "I was doing some coding when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another."

Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."

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[duyen]

And we really needed to know this ?

It's really none of our business.

 

[darkRae]

This has nothing to do with 'Sci/Tech', does it?

 

[WastedSavior]

BBspot is a satire news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.

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[hell_knight]

rofl this is so rare , its headline news lol..

 

[DDRtists]

Rolf, this is great. xD

 

[mushroom911]

..

gz to him.... this concerns sci/tech how?

 

[Flare]

lol? that picture makes him look so happy about it

 

[Sooda]

What a hero !

 

[Jindo]

Shows that anyone can accomplish anything (Has anybody seen Wasted's post yet? ;P)

 

[New_U.S.]

"If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed."

xD

 

[Wiseman_2]

Shows that anyone can accomplish anything (Has anybody seen Wasted's post yet? ;P)

Just you and me, I think

And doesn't posting this here simply enforce the stereotype that most of us would be expected to conform to?

 

[Prometheus]

The very fact that this made news is simply sad.
On a lighter note, congrats!
XD

 

[esb]

Haha, lol

Shows that anyone can accomplish anything (Has anybody seen Wasted's post yet? ;P)

Make that three!

Well, lets hope the people of TH don't go around getting laid... Imagine the spam O_O

 

[The Helper]

If this kind of stuff continues the Open Source Movement dies. He probably missed all kinds of milestones and god knows how many hours of development will be lost from him talking about it, and god forbid it ever happens again.

 

[Varine]

He probably got her pregnant and now he's screwed.

 

[13lade619]

This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991.

they keep a record!? lolz...

 

[phyrex1an]

they keep a record!? lolz...

It's not that hard, the list is very short

 

[Cidzero]

OH noes!! we iz gna fall behind and die!!...

Who cares? I know he doesn't, he got some booty ^_^

 

[Pineapple]

Wow, so very many of you think this is real...

Thats very sad.