Crime Man dies after a prank involving an eel in his butt

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This story is kind of sad but, at the same time, if you’re hanging out with friends who think this is an acceptable prank, you quite possibly had it coming: A Chinese man died after a drunken prank from friends ended with an eel in his rectum.

A 59 year-old chef was partying with friends as he normally might. He passed out drunk, expecting to wake up with nothing worse than the usual hangover.
But his friends allegedly had something special planned that would end in hilarity for all: Shoving a 20-inch long Asian eel into the man’s anus.

After eventually bringing the man to the hospital (it’s unclear how long it took), the man was pronounced dead by team of doctors on Sichuan, China. After performing an autopsy, they found the lengthy eel inside of the man. Cause of death? The eel ate the man’s bowels in their entirety.

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Man Reportedly Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum

Man Reportedly Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum
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Myzteryz

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I know he had a bad hangover but you would think that he would wake up when he got such a thing stuffed up his ass.
 
DarkRevenant

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You'd think the prank would be funnier if the head was poking out of the ass rather than the tail; it's much more interesting (and safe) to see some slimy thing crawling out of the asshole.
 
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Darwin Award this year goes to.... oh man fuck .____.
 
FireCat

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It's absolutely disgusting!
a guy lost his life because of this dumb eel prank :thdown:
 
FhelZone

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Have a drink of a nice cold mellowberry juice!
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20 inch slippery fish (or whatever eel is considered) enters the human body, scary......
 
Cornface

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This is fucking hillarious, and at the same time, so sad. What a horrible way to die.
 
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If something similar happened in piranha 3d it would make it so much scarier and better.
 
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