Weird Meet 'Pricasso,' the man who paints portraits with …

FireCat

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Tim Patch, 64, has been painting with his penis for a decade, 'sketching' portraits commissioned through his website as well as for attendees at adult entertainment conventions. Oh yeah, each one comes with a video of the creative process. 'I feel a bit like a porn star sometimes,' he said. 'People want to embarrass their friends with the videos so I get a lot of requests for raunchy ones.'

He's no Vincent van Cock: Meet the man who paints with his penis - and a personalized portrait could be yours for under $1,000. Tim Patch, 64, better known as Pricasso, first discovered his unusual talent a decade ago, shortly after his second divorce. Living on the Gold Coast in Queensland, Australia, Tim paints celebrities, commissions and even dew covered grass using nothing but his manhood. The commissioned portraits cost between $299 and $1,000.

"When I first thought of it I couldn't wait to try it," Patch said. RELATED: CHURCH THAT LOOKS LIKE PENIS TO STAY THAT WAY

"Now, 10 years on, I get all sorts of requests and commissions.

"I travel to adult shows about once a month, which have taken me across the world — including the USA, Brazil, Mexico, Europe and China. "At 64, I'm probably the world's oldest stripper, but I love what I do and it's amazing what makeup can do, not that anyone is really looking at my face."


OMFG! That's, uh disgusting!
 
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What do you mean, "disgusting"? If I could draw with my cock at a fairly good level and people would pay me lots of money, I'd do it.
I'd not be the one feeling the shame, if you get my drift, hohoho.
 

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Wonder how long he'd need to stay erected for a piece of art.
He probably uses it in every way for more versatility. Flaccid probably produces a fairly different result from erect, and he'd use that to his advantage. He's already proven resourceful by learning his craft with his own tool.
 

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He probably uses it in every way for more versatility. Flaccid probably produces a fairly different result from erect, and he'd use that to his advantage. He's already proven resourceful by learning his craft with his own tool.


oh God, lol.
 

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Is it really tiny, for him to be able to draw so accurately?
 

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LOL ^
If I could draw with my cock at a fairly good level and people would pay me lots of money, I'd do it.
What an interesting career.. eh!
Hmm Would you buy a painting from Pricasso? Btw: He uses his hands. That's cheating!
 

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I don't think anyone's hips are so dexterous that they could cock-paint well without a little guidance.
 
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