Crime Mexican Soldiers Seize Catapult used to hurtle Marijuana over Border

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HERMOSILLO, Mexico (AP) — The Mexican army says soldiers have seized two catapults that were being used by drug smugglers to fling packages of marijuana across the border into Arizona.

A military statement Tuesday says an anonymous tip led troops to a house in the border city of Agua Prieta where they found a catapult in the bed of a pickup truck and another inside the house.

 
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Varine

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How far can a catapult throw a box of weed?
 

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My first thoughts exactly. RIP Catapult weed :'(

Well, that's Just hmm terrible LOL
Yeah, I know! Now we'll just have to grow more weed here on US soil to make up for it!

How far can a catapult throw a box of weed?
Yeah, I'm not really sure how effective using a catapult to throw a box of weed over the border is. Fuckin' stoners... hahaha :D

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It says soldiers also seized 1.4 tons (1.3 metric tons of marijuana)
1.4 tons of catapult weed?! Hot damn! :D
 

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... fuck yeah. Who wants to invest in a weed catapult with me?

sure. i'll sign up as the guy on the receiving end. you know... so i can uh... make sure it uh flings it good and what not. uh... yeah... thats what i'll do!
/looks around nervously
 

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Yeah, I know! Now we'll just have to grow more weed here on US soil to make up for it!

You still got good old Canadian weed. British Columbia grows the best in the country so Washington state probably gets most of it.

By the way, they guard their weed with bears over there. Just saying.
 

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sure. i'll sign up as the guy on the receiving end. you know... so i can uh... make sure it uh flings it good and what not. uh... yeah... thats what i'll do!
/looks around nervously

I want one, but not for what you think! Uh... Uh... I need it for... Um... Smuggling Immigrants over the border! Yup! That's what I need it for, not for drug transportation... Haha
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... fuck yeah. Who wants to invest in a weed catapult with me?

I'll bring the snacks! :D

You still got good old Canadian weed. British Columbia grows the best in the country so Washington state probably gets most of it.

By the way, they guard their weed with bears over there. Just saying.

Well I'm in California, with good ol' Proposition 215. We have bombbb weed out here, in convenient little liquor-store like shops with online menus like WeedMaps. :cool:
 

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Just imagine: You're walking on a route somewhere, WHEN A FUCKING TON OF MARIJUANA lands right next to you, along with papers and maybe an occasional lighter :D

... Best day ever :D
 

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Now my question is, did they have targets for the marijuana catapults? Or did they just randomly launch them at shit and hope for the best? Seems pretty risky. :D
I'd love to see a video of said thing in action. And I definitely won't try to build one. Definitely not. :D
 

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Welcome back to the Roman era, flinging drugs across many miles, avoiding guards blocking the Gates of Rome!

Loved the idea of using the catapult, but I won't comment on why it is used for this occasion.
 

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Actually they're pretty smart to use a catapult in the first place lmao xD
 
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