Weird New Orleans Disaster Prophecy

[The Helper]

This Prophet named Kim Clement called the New Orleans disaster on July 22 in Houston.

"O New Orleans God speaks to you from Houston tonight and says enough of this! For a judgment is coming says the Spirit of the Lord, and I will take the men that have stood in faith, raise them above the flood that shall destroy... Enough of this! For I will take the curses and the bodies will even rise and they will come forth on the water, but I will keep you, and the stench of death will only last a few days. And then what I promised two years ago will come to pass for August, September and October of this year I made a promise it would happen, and God said be strengthened now, be strengthened now for enough is enough says the Lord." Kim Clement July 22, 2005 Houston, TX

Evangalist predicted devastating flood

A devastating flood in New Orleans was predicted by the Rev. Kim Clement, a South Africa-born evangelist, in a prophecy given at a suburban Houston church ...

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[Sud]

Ok, who put the bee in God's bonnet?

 

[marky]

otay

as we say history repeats itself,
and hey where only half way throug the hurricane season,though at least 150,000 other Indonesians were killed by the tsunami,well end of the world, nah

 

[DM Cross]

I'm probably an idiot, but you have to assume some religious idiot gets his 15 minutes everytime he picks a natural disaster to preach about.

After all, God works in strange ways, right? And he's wiped us out before, and blah blah blah, so to them, it must look like deja vu.

If the end of the world's coming, I'm going to be pissed -.- I haven't drunk enough for it to end yet!

 

[Rinpun]

Satan's the owner of the wind. God's judgment? Bah! Something's brewing, but it's nowhere near what the Bible has predicted. I'm sure this is something as outbursting as the Mormons or Jehovah's Witness.

 

[DM Cross]

"Satan's the owner of the wind"?!

ROFL!

No one owns the wind there, buddy I think... You're a wee bit too religious.

Wait.

Someone can own the wind -.- Yet you have no respect for nature.

Didn't God create nature in Christianity anyway?

 

[Rinpun]

I'm confused. What?

God created Nature with humanity...etc. etc.

But...Satan has been referenced as the Prince of the Winds. Call me religious, I'm just saying if that guy's Christian, he's dead wrong.

Hrm....

*Ponders a bit more*

 

[DM Cross]

It... Was a joke. Calm down, kiddo.

 

[Rinpun]

Oh, I must've forgotten to include the smilies. Sorry

 

[uberfoop]

is kim clement a smurf account for a lawer who plans to sue the person hosting his website for allowing prophetic data and, by doing so, jinxing new orleans? did he have a prophevcy like this one for every city ythat he wrote when hurricane season started, and planned to p[ost the one for the city that got hit the hardest?

 

[maerlyn]

"the stench of death will only last a few days"

Sigh... another false prophet. What exactly was he trying to say?

This isn't "freaky"... it's just silly, kinda like saying "kiddo." I hope Clement gets hit by lightning (it's ironic, you see).

 

[The Helper]

See I live in Houston so it is Local Interest to me :shades:

 

[DM Cross]

ROFL, I didn't even notice the date til you said that.

Hey, TH, this a friend of yours?

 

[uberfoop]

if people buy this, this guy could make lots of money. being a high-level member on that site can cost over 1000 dollars per month. great scam.

 

[maerlyn]

is kim clement a smurf account for a lawer who plans to sue the person hosting his website for allowing prophetic data and, by doing so, jinxing new orleans? did he have a prophevcy like this one for every city ythat he wrote when hurricane season started, and planned to p[ost the one for the city that got hit the hardest?

What are you talking about? Smurf account for a lawyer? Jinxing New Orleans? heh...

 

[Mark YBARBO]

satan

i own the world

 

[Mark YBARBO]

fuck

religion,lol
god has one sick ass sense of humor huh like me
hey TH yo momma

 

[Myzteryz]

that was.... unexpected...
that guy is wierd (the prophet guy w/e his name is)

 

[MasterOfABCs]

phophecies can suck it. if some one TELLS (words, not documents, riddles,puzzles, a simple New Orleans is goin down) me it will happen before it does. i admit defeat.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

religion,lol
god has one sick ass sense of humor huh like me
hey TH yo momma

ROFLMFAO