Crime Seattle Police Save Burglar From Angry, Stabby Woman He Tried to Rob

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The average law-abiding citizen probably thinks most criminals are stupid. A guy who tried to break into a woman's place in the Rainier Valley last night probably isn't helping the stereotype.

Our bumbling would-be crook first tried to use a key to get into the apartment on the 7400 block of Rainier Avenue, suggesting a lack of smarts or an abundance of booze. When that strategy didn't work, he reverted to kicking down the door. It was then that he turned from suspect to victim.

Police say that when our hero stepped inside he was greeted by the apartment's resident, a woman who rightfully welcomed her new intruder with a knife to the shoulder. The robber then went running down the block, victim in chase, where he was eventually apprehended by police and subsequently saved from a vicious attack of vigilante justice.
 
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Samael88

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Hehe, they should both go to jail in my oppinion.
He for breaking an entrance and she for something with carrying or using arms in public:eek:

The irony is that it is actually she who should have the worst punishment if you ask me:rolleyes:
 
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Seriously? I want to cuff you two across the head! Who knows what the intent of that guy was. He could have killed her had she screamed like a pansy or she could have robbed her blind, if at any moment you decide to inflict harm on someone else then !@#$ing right you should be stabbed. I'd have done the same thing
 
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>> she for something with carrying or using arms in public

Rather have the would-be thief get away and be out in public, while you're without a door on your apartment?
 
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Next time he will think twice about trying to rob someone.. Hehe
well, but stupid of her to chase him around with a knife.
 
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She should have aimed for his legs instead. Then he wouldn't have even been able to run :).
 
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That lady should of been in the kitchen making him a sandwich...
 
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He meant the lady should lure him in, then give him a knuckle sandwich in the kitchen.
 
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