General Teen Exorcism Squad: Three Girls Claim Ability To Cast Out Demons

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"My first exorcism was when I was 13," said 17-year-old Brynne on The Anderson Cooper Show yesterday. Brynne has allegedly cast out demons from dozens of people. Along with 17-year-old Tess and 20-year-old Savannah, she claims to have the ability to identify and expel evil.

Brynne is the daughter of Texas preacher Reverend Bob Larsen, a well-known spiritual guide who claims to have cast out over 15,000 demons over the course of his career. Brynne claims to have performed her first exorcism at a church in Africa, under her father's watch, at the age of 13. The three girls are Larsen's newest apprentices -- he gives them hours of training each week and insists that the girls have exorcised dozens of people already.

 
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Neat. I have summoned all kinds of evil; they worship me everyday.
 

DM Cross

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Now... I am not a traditionally spiritual person. As a matter of fact, when asked about it, I've been known to tell people that my relationship with God is between Him and I... But something about this doesn't seem right. Between asking for money, even though it's said it's voluntary and just some of the things said in that article... Maybe I'm just a bit too "modern" or "desensitized" but the entire situation is a lil suspect to me.
 

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If there's one thing I've learned about people, it's that we all want money. We want a lot of it and we want it easy.

So, whatever works. If they're sincere in their efforts then all the more power to 'em.
 

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If there's one thing I've learned about people, it's that we all want money. We want a lot of it and we want it easy.

So, whatever works. If they're sincere in their efforts then all the more power to 'em.

And if it so gives peace so someone's soul who is willing to pay, go a h e a d.
 

DM Cross

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Pft, they were NOT that attractive o_O Ya'll need to raise your standards a wee bit.
 

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Pft, they were NOT that attractive o_O Ya'll need to raise your standards a wee bit.

I think they're above average, but then again, they're all dolled up.

Also, I know only of one surefire way of making a girl stop spewing bullshit out of her mouth ;)
 

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I totally have this too. Trust me, the demon is out, you just have schizophrenia now. Demons compromise your immune system, give you all sorts of fucked up diseases, didn't you know that?
 
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