The Neverending Warcraft Easter Egg

[Lord_Phoenix]

... make an apple pie in real life, put it in the over at the max cooking tempature, and go back to the game you made, and refresh the slots. You should see...

 

[Husky]

Lots of n00bs have joined your game repeating: OMFG this map is teh r0xx0rs! hury up n00b host. i pwn all teh n00bs at tis game! etc. etc.

Once you start the game you'll noticed the n00bs...

 

[SirGre]

...lag untill they disconnect then every unit in the normal game will appear and die simultaneously.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Then you exit warcraft, and go on WoW (with no account $$) and sign on as 'The Flying Cow Chicken' with the password n00bzH4xz0rzy00rC0mpUt3e!!! then you will find...

 

[Husky]

You have joined a special hidden server called: The lands of the n00bs. Everyone is a n00b and have massive ego's. You will come across many hacks and most of the stuff they say looks like this:

007n00b! says:
c|-|ekin out 7|-|053 |_|ber haxx0rs!

help i r n00b says:
haxks!11?! whre!!111??!!1

After almost thorowing up on your keyboard you then...

 

[Cyclical]

... must convince EVERY n00b in the channel to begin speaking in Shakespearean High English (TIP: do this part during elementary school hours; there should be fewer of them!). If any one of them leaves the channel, start over - the Easter Egg won't work.

Once they are speaking it CORRECTLY - no confusing Thee, Thy, and Thou! - sign off of WoW, open the World Editor, and...

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

...create a map called DOTA (Dumb Oranges Turning Appaling) and create it with only 1 units type with 126,345,674,674,234,457^39,485,384 regions. Host the game and you'll find that...

 

[Kenito]

...they have uberpeon heroes. None of them have tooltips (and they all have the same hero name, "Uberpeon). 12 are in the tavern. Pick the 7th one, then kill yourself. Exit, then you have to watch an episode of Futurama. Then, go back onto wc and join a game of dota and be a gayass fag so they banlist you.

(Off Topic: I forgot this thread of mine existed...XD)

 

[SirGre]

Go back into Warcraft and play any Maze. When you die the first time, type "lolz111!!!!77705976^^&**%*__e!~~~!!!!111!!" to automatically win. RM playing normally then disconnect and go to channel DEBUG...

 

[w/e]

and type in random names to add to friends. then whisper them telling them to go to the channel. when they come, convince them to play a game with them. you have to have four. then when you start, kill your ally, when you go to the channel, you have to be a gayass fag and then....

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Create a clan called Clan I'MN00BH4><! The only way to do this is by putting every file in your C: drive into the trash can. No folders, just each file. You must do this for every file, with no mass selections or shift + click. After that, then....

EDIT

6 more to two hundred! yay!

 

[Wark]

take Paint out of your trash can, run it, and fill in every pixle with each one being a different colour. Then find your Wc3 cd and...

 

[SirGre]

scratch ONLY the innermost part, about a millimeter, then run it and...

 

[w/e]

go onto battle.net then on your clan, convince anybody to join. since there are thousands of noobs desperatly trying to make something of themselves and need a few people to back them up, this shouldnt be too dificult. then...

 

[Siefer]

Convince them all to go on WE and each one to create thier own race using custom models, icons, spells, loading screens, sound sets, units, heroes, items, when you go back to the channnel and each one hosts thier map simultaneously (the exact same second) you should find that...

 

[the Lumpy]

...the game crashes, making a huge crater and sending up giant, puffy dust clouds into the sky. Some of the dust gets on your Warcraft III disc and...

 

[PB_and_J]

Go buy a brand new C-d Drive and put the disc inside. You will recieve the message...

 

[SirGre]

"Legendary Easter Egg PART 1 Found!" and you get a special menu in WE. Click the third option labeled "Hidden Units Enabled" and make a DOTA using only those units. In the game type "/emote is using /emote" then...

 

[Razthemapper]

A dialog pops up and says : Select Emoting! You have 3 options : Crazy , Crazy , Ultra Crazy then u hear a loud BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and remember you put an apple pie in the cooker , you enter the kitchen and go asleep , and you...

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

...When yuo wake up, you will find your entire house on fire. DO NOT CALL THE POLICE!! Instead, put it out with your own spit. You will discover that...