Too bad so can your mom. I wish to own Microsoft.
May 27, 2006 #42 Darthfett Aerospace/Cybersecurity Software Engineer Reaction score 615 Everyone hates you for your product and sues you. I wish for a magic lamp with a (nice) genie inside who won't kill me, and gives me wishes.
Everyone hates you for your product and sues you. I wish for a magic lamp with a (nice) genie inside who won't kill me, and gives me wishes.
May 27, 2006 #43 N Naine Guest Nice land you got there. *SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!* I wish for 1000 dollers im pennies.
May 27, 2006 #44 PsychoMonkey Sys4dm1n Reaction score 13 *Granted* $1000.00 worth of pennies fall from the sky all at once, causing a concussion. W: I wish I had Jalapeno Steak and Cheese Hotpockets right now
*Granted* $1000.00 worth of pennies fall from the sky all at once, causing a concussion. W: I wish I had Jalapeno Steak and Cheese Hotpockets right now
May 27, 2006 #46 Jindo Self Reaction score 460 A huntsman mistakes you from a duck (although there's no difference j/k). I wish for a butflap on my pants that opens at the most inappropriate times . ~Jindo
A huntsman mistakes you from a duck (although there's no difference j/k). I wish for a butflap on my pants that opens at the most inappropriate times . ~Jindo
May 27, 2006 #47 Y YosLin Guest Wish granted, however you have been arested for public disturbance I wish i could breathe under water
Wish granted, however you have been arested for public disturbance I wish i could breathe under water
May 27, 2006 #48 Jindo Self Reaction score 460 Granted, but you've lost the ability to breathe on land . I wish that anything I touch would have an orgasm! ~Jindo
Granted, but you've lost the ability to breathe on land . I wish that anything I touch would have an orgasm! ~Jindo
May 27, 2006 #49 K Kenito I Helps Most Goodly Reaction score 42 You touch the air, it has a highly severe orgasm, and falls unconscious. You, as with the rest of the world, suffocates! I wish it wasn't so bloody humid in my region at this time of year.
You touch the air, it has a highly severe orgasm, and falls unconscious. You, as with the rest of the world, suffocates! I wish it wasn't so bloody humid in my region at this time of year.
May 28, 2006 #50 Darthfett Aerospace/Cybersecurity Software Engineer Reaction score 615 Your air is no longer humid, but instead comes a hot, HOT heat wave of around 120*. * = Degrees Fahrenheight. I wish I could go to the waterpark.
Your air is no longer humid, but instead comes a hot, HOT heat wave of around 120*. * = Degrees Fahrenheight. I wish I could go to the waterpark.
May 28, 2006 #51 Jindo Self Reaction score 460 Over there, but be careful of the sharks. I wish I could spell. ~Jindo
May 28, 2006 #52 Wiseman_2 Missy wants blood! Reaction score 169 You can now spell properly, but you always accidently slip in stuff that gets you into trouble, like tourettes on paper. I wish for a horde of evil attack monkeys with which i can take over the world
You can now spell properly, but you always accidently slip in stuff that gets you into trouble, like tourettes on paper. I wish for a horde of evil attack monkeys with which i can take over the world
May 28, 2006 #53 K Kenito I Helps Most Goodly Reaction score 42 A great war sweeps across the globe, but as you near victory, all your men (err, monkeys) catch rabies, give it to you, and you all go byebye... ...BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE MEN IN CHARGE OF THE RABIES VACCINES! I wish for pie. Lots and lots of pie.
A great war sweeps across the globe, but as you near victory, all your men (err, monkeys) catch rabies, give it to you, and you all go byebye... ...BECAUSE YOU KILLED THE MEN IN CHARGE OF THE RABIES VACCINES! I wish for pie. Lots and lots of pie.
May 28, 2006 #54 N Naine Guest You got it! Wow... Those are some nice pies! I wish I had Kenito's pies.
May 28, 2006 #55 Mullit New Member Reaction score 51 you get indigestion after eating all those pies. i wish i was a centaur.
May 28, 2006 #56 N Naine Guest Your hooves start to hurt so much you waste your nex wish to turn back. I wish I was an Orc.
May 28, 2006 #57 Cornface Avoid, if at all possible. Reaction score 111 You wont, trust me, they smell... I wish I was a human, yep, human
May 28, 2006 #58 Mullit New Member Reaction score 51 then what the hell are you at the moment? i wish i knew what to wish for
May 28, 2006 #59 Jindo Self Reaction score 460 You want to wish for knife through your eyeball. I wish for a piece of fluff. ~Jindo
May 28, 2006 #60 Mullit New Member Reaction score 51 you accidentally breath it in and choke to death i wish for more luck when i go fishing.