Monsterous

I am now forced to unleash an old VM I left for myself!

Why is it that we can never reach the future, or even tomorrow? You cannot say "This is the future." or even "This is the past." There is only present.

More importantly, why do they call those horror factories amusement parks? You don't come off of a mind scrambling ride and say, "Mmm. That was amusing."

I dare say that there is no spoon.

I saw, I see, I forsee.

Prophecy, prophesy. Those are different words, yay?

I hate food after it's been through the microwave. So dry, chewy, and disgusting. I once made toast in the microwave. Never again shall I do that... what would happen if I put Pineapple in a microwave?

The sentence after this one is true. The sentence before this one is a lie. Hur hur hur.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Aah. Aaaah. Aah. Are those screams, sounds of surprise, or painful moans? The world may never know.

I am related to the man who wrote Yankee Doodle. All your base are belong to us.

This was so not a double-post.

Spam is part of a healthy balanced life-style.

And the same to you too!

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'inrate.

Feel free to post a random comment here, so i may reply to it and battle you in an epic showdown of your innermost thoughts or arguments!

...or so i can just reply.

And as shown below, i clearly cannot keep up with a post a day.
Who saw that coming?

It appears i have not posted for some time.
I really need to keep up to date with these things...

It could be like vegetables! Except all packed into one, like a SUPERVEGETABLE.

A POST A DAY KEEPS... hmm bacteria? fungus? trolls? yes thats it!

*coughs* A POST A DAY KEEPS THE TROLLS AT BAY.


Perfect.
I'll never follow it through though, my track record seems to agree.

Subatomic Oscillioscopes Unleash Protractors.

Soup.

Tell me a random word in my vistors message and ill acronym it!

Theres nothing IN THE PS! YOU LIE!
I expected white text, but NOTHINGS THERE.

S.E.R.R.A.A.V.E.N.G.E.R. stands for:
I'm making up stupid meanings for consonants and vowels that don't even match with the thing I'm trying to abbrevate.



EDIT:
PS:

A.N.T.I.D.I.S.E.S.T.A.B.L.I.S.H.M.E.N.T.A.R.I.A.N.I.S.M stands for:

Aerial Newts Tried (In Disguise) Idiotising Station Eleven Subsector Twelve And Bringing Love In Siberia Harnessing Mega Energy Neutralizers Triangulating Airborne Rolos In A Nuclear Isolated Stationary Mobile.

...The more you know.

It appears i have side-tracked far too much. I will now resume the random spam of fun.

Exams all done yay!
Now only one more year till my real ones...

And now you know!
*Attempts to upside-frown, disfiguring his face forever!*

Its very possible. They call it a Frowney-turn-around.

I'm not Napoleon. I just stole his hat.

You may have won the battle, but you have not won the war!

*puts on Napoleon's large hat and walks away*