1000 Ways to Die

Bah, I don't think they have the way that I am going to die there :(

I am going to be poisoned, set on fire, electrocuted, shot, clubbed and then thrown off a cliff into the sea and there be eaten by sharks. And I am going to do it all while enjoying a beer and watching a naked woman:thup:
 
I've seen a handful of them. Weirdest one I saw was somebody was having an X-Ray to the head. The doctor who was in charge of it ended up having sex on the 'start' button (so it was constantly being pressed and released), and the man died from prolonged exposure of x-rays to his brain.
 
These stories are true stories right?

Seriously, this show sounds highly disturbing.
 
It says they are true stories, but they are re enactments, pretty bad ones at that. The most gore it shows is some obviously fake looking blood coming out, and I've only seen that on one where a guy goes through woodchipper
 
The ones I've seen (stories) sound pretty fake. For example, a guy hires hooker, gets pulled over. But since he's on parole or something, he has pepper spray (and shouldn't). Shoves it up his ass (hooker refused to hide it). He gets out, cop slams him against car and it sprays inside accidentally. (Fake part:) The hooker says "I'm outta here".

The cop would NEVER let anyone, especially a prostitute, escape from the scene of the crime, especially after someone is dying.
 
They 'explained' that under normal circumstances, pepper spray dispates (or something like that) with oxygen when sprayed on the face or eyes or mouth. But since there wasn't oxygen in his anus, it started to 'burn' his insides. Causing internal bleeding and lots of pain, plus death.
 
Damn it! I think none of those Spike TV shows are available in my country.:thdown:
 
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  • The Helper The Helper:
    News portal has been retired. Main page of site goes to Headline News forum now
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I am working on getting access to the old news portal under a different URL for those that would rather use that for news before we get a different news view.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Easily done
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  • The Helper The Helper:
    https://www.thehelper.net/pages/news/ is a link to the old news portal - i will integrate it into the interface somewhere when i figure it out
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Need to try something
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Hopefully this won't cause problems.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Hmm
  • Ghan Ghan:
    I have converted the Headline News forum to an Article type forum. It will now show the top 20 threads with more detail of each thread.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    See how we like that.
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I do not see a way to go past the 1st page of posts on the forum though
  • The Helper The Helper:
    It is OK though for the main page to open up on the forum in the view it was before. As long as the portal has its own URL so it can be viewed that way I do want to try it as a regular forum view for a while
  • Ghan Ghan:
    Yeah I'm not sure what the deal is with the pagination.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    It SHOULD be there so I think it might just be an artifact of having an older style.
  • Ghan Ghan:
    I switched it to a "Standard" article forum. This will show the thread list like normal, but the threads themselves will have the first post set up above the rest of the "comments"
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I don't really get that article forum but I think it is because I have never really seen it used on a multi post thread
  • Ghan Ghan:
    RpNation makes more use of it right now as an example: https://www.rpnation.com/news/
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    What do you think Tom?
  • tom_mai78101 tom_mai78101:
    I will have to get used to this.
  • tom_mai78101 tom_mai78101:
    The latest news feed looks good
  • The Helper The Helper:
    I would like to see it again like Ghan had it the first time with pagination though - without the pagination that view will not work but with pagination it just might...
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    This drink recipe I have had more than a few times back in the day! Mind Eraser https://www.thehelper.net/threads/cocktail-mind-eraser.194720/

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