AceHart
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Demotion:
The next time one of your Battlecruiser captains decides to break formation and chase a lone unit into the enemy base without orders, bust him down to SCV pilot and give command of the vessel to someone more responsible.
Court Martial
Use this ability whenever one of your siege tanks sees one Zergling fighting six marines and decides to drop the hammer - obliterating all six marines. Stick him in the brig for the duration and make an example of him.
Darwin Award
The next time an idiot SCV pilot builds a building and traps himself between that building and a wall / cliff / adjoining structure / pool of lava, let him know he’s staying there until he starves or is eaten by the Zerg. Hasn’t decades of brutal outer space warfare culled all the idiots from the species yet?
(Shamelessly copied over from here)
Which actually reminds me of a rather endless list of @!#?@! "features" they better not have in SCII...
The next time one of your Battlecruiser captains decides to break formation and chase a lone unit into the enemy base without orders, bust him down to SCV pilot and give command of the vessel to someone more responsible.
Court Martial
Use this ability whenever one of your siege tanks sees one Zergling fighting six marines and decides to drop the hammer - obliterating all six marines. Stick him in the brig for the duration and make an example of him.
Darwin Award
The next time an idiot SCV pilot builds a building and traps himself between that building and a wall / cliff / adjoining structure / pool of lava, let him know he’s staying there until he starves or is eaten by the Zerg. Hasn’t decades of brutal outer space warfare culled all the idiots from the species yet?
(Shamelessly copied over from here)
Which actually reminds me of a rather endless list of @!#?@! "features" they better not have in SCII...