Halahan
To die will be an awfully big adventure.
- Reaction score
- 52
Found in an ominous folder
“We’re going to sell a man a painting at a flea market filled with gun powder, and we’ll ask him to eat it, along with a match we spit on. After he consents, he will jump into the ocean which has recently been switched with Nitrous Oxide, blowing up the world, sending the women flying to mars, where she shall suffocate, causing the gypsies to drive to Switzerland and dance with deception, creating an earthquake that alters the universe, sending the man into a black hole, where the gypsies will shoot him. Then the black hole will disperse, setting off a chain reaction in the third universe, destroying Universal studios. This upsets the stock market, making Chuck Norris angry. He proceeds to send giant balls of flame at the gypsy headquarters, making them cause an earthquake that upsets the aliens, making them cause an earthquake with explosive plums, sending the white house rocketing into the sky, burning up in the atmosphere. The president is safe inside an ox, but when the aliens sense two heartbeats they become suspicious and leave, creating an earthquake that paints a picture with sharp edges, killing Huckleberry Fin, making the Hudson River overflow sending the Coca Cola company out of business.”
Found by hortononon and Halahan.
Comments welcome
have a nice day.
“We’re going to sell a man a painting at a flea market filled with gun powder, and we’ll ask him to eat it, along with a match we spit on. After he consents, he will jump into the ocean which has recently been switched with Nitrous Oxide, blowing up the world, sending the women flying to mars, where she shall suffocate, causing the gypsies to drive to Switzerland and dance with deception, creating an earthquake that alters the universe, sending the man into a black hole, where the gypsies will shoot him. Then the black hole will disperse, setting off a chain reaction in the third universe, destroying Universal studios. This upsets the stock market, making Chuck Norris angry. He proceeds to send giant balls of flame at the gypsy headquarters, making them cause an earthquake that upsets the aliens, making them cause an earthquake with explosive plums, sending the white house rocketing into the sky, burning up in the atmosphere. The president is safe inside an ox, but when the aliens sense two heartbeats they become suspicious and leave, creating an earthquake that paints a picture with sharp edges, killing Huckleberry Fin, making the Hudson River overflow sending the Coca Cola company out of business.”
Found by hortononon and Halahan.
Comments welcome
have a nice day.
