Environment Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame?

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If there was any doubt about the terrible threat that global warming poses to humanity, then it can now be dismissed - as this shocking photograph proves that climate change is turning icebergs into giant penises.

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The cockberg was photographed by Andy Rouse* in the Bransfield Strait near Antarctica.

Experts now believe** that it is only a matter of time before an armada of penis-shaped chunks begin to break off the Antarctic ice floes, and then roam the oceans wreaking havoc and luring sailors to their doom.

Well, I'm amused! ;)
 
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I'd say the opposite. The Giant ice penises cause the climate change.
 
Congratulations, Mother Nature, you have just gave birth to a boy!

If that really did happened.
 
Seph ir oth, thankyou for informing us of this disaster-we as human beings must take valiant steps to fight global penising before our seas become to dangerous to set sail on.

Nice find. :thup:
 
On what circumstances do you call Mother Nature a pervert?

There's nothing wrong with showing the gentials to the public. We're just used to not seeing one in the public. It's because of shame...

Besides, it's old news. It's last year's...
 
At least it wasn't a full on boner.
 
how is that even possible. thats some jacked up ice to look like that color, not see through, or white, its like snow, a snow penis, maybe mother nature needed a bf or something..
 
ElderKingpin said:
how is that even possible. thats some jacked up ice to look like that color, not see through, or white, its like snow, a snow penis, maybe mother nature needed a bf or something..
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It's salty. I bet you would enjoy that added flavor?
 
I think there is a name for it when you start seeing penises in everyday things and you are a guy :rolleyes:
 
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