Crime Man Bites Off Cop's Nipple

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An off-duty Chicago Police officer was injured when he was allegedly bitten in the chest by a Hazel Crest man outside Gibson’s Bar and Steakhouse in the Near North Side Gold Coast neighborhood Sunday night, police said.

About 9:30 p.m. the off-duty officer became involved in a dispute with a 31-year-old man outside Gibson’s, 1028 N. Rush St., according to a police report.

Near North District officers who were already in the area saw a disturbance and a struggle, during which the officer identified himself as police but the other man continued to refuse “verbal commands,’’ and bit the officer, prompting responding officers to deploy a chemical spray at him, the report said.

The officer suffered swelling and cuts to eye along with a severe bite to the nipple. An ambulance transported the officer to Northwester Memorial Hospital where he was treated by a doctor who later said the victim lost a body part because of severe damage from the bite, according to the report.

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Avaleirra

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That would suck :(. Losing a nipple probably wasn't what he was planning to end his day with...
 

Varine

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That's not even a good story.

"Hey man what happened to your chest?"

"Some guy bit me too hard."
 

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That's not even a good story.

"Hey man what happened to your chest?"

"Some guy bit me too hard."
I wouldn't even make the nipple to so obvious to another guy that that guy askes me about it, if I were that cop.
 

Hatebreeder

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Seriously, this is not cool =/

It's like kicking a dude in his balls.
Only Fags do that.
 

Romek

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"Losing a body part" sounds worse than it really is.
I mean sure, it must've hurt. But it's not like the man ever needed his nipple.
 

Varine

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"Losing a body part" sounds worse than it really is.
I mean sure, it must've hurt. But it's not like the man ever needed his nipple.

Yeah but it's nice to have. You know... when compared to that or a scar where someone bit you.
 

Cheesy

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"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.
 

Varine

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"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.

It's a cover up. They're obviously framing him because his manfriend bit it off by accident and they can't let it get out.
 

FireCat

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Really is not a weird story?
A man Just find a cops nipple and wanted bite of it. hehe
 

Slapshot136

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"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.

I think the news is required to include that until it's confirmed in a court of law, otherwise they could get in trouble
 
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