Crime Man Bites Off Cop's Nipple

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An off-duty Chicago Police officer was injured when he was allegedly bitten in the chest by a Hazel Crest man outside Gibson’s Bar and Steakhouse in the Near North Side Gold Coast neighborhood Sunday night, police said.

About 9:30 p.m. the off-duty officer became involved in a dispute with a 31-year-old man outside Gibson’s, 1028 N. Rush St., according to a police report.

Near North District officers who were already in the area saw a disturbance and a struggle, during which the officer identified himself as police but the other man continued to refuse “verbal commands,’’ and bit the officer, prompting responding officers to deploy a chemical spray at him, the report said.

The officer suffered swelling and cuts to eye along with a severe bite to the nipple. An ambulance transported the officer to Northwester Memorial Hospital where he was treated by a doctor who later said the victim lost a body part because of severe damage from the bite, according to the report.

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That would suck :(. Losing a nipple probably wasn't what he was planning to end his day with...
 
That's not even a good story.

"Hey man what happened to your chest?"

"Some guy bit me too hard."
 
That's not even a good story.

"Hey man what happened to your chest?"

"Some guy bit me too hard."
I wouldn't even make the nipple to so obvious to another guy that that guy askes me about it, if I were that cop.
 
Seriously, this is not cool =/

It's like kicking a dude in his balls.
Only Fags do that.
 
"Losing a body part" sounds worse than it really is.
I mean sure, it must've hurt. But it's not like the man ever needed his nipple.
 
"Losing a body part" sounds worse than it really is.
I mean sure, it must've hurt. But it's not like the man ever needed his nipple.

Yeah but it's nice to have. You know... when compared to that or a scar where someone bit you.
 
"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.
 
"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.

It's a cover up. They're obviously framing him because his manfriend bit it off by accident and they can't let it get out.
 
Really is not a weird story?
A man Just find a cops nipple and wanted bite of it. hehe
 
"allegedly"

Yes, the police officer is lying about getting his nipple bitten off. Right.

I think the news is required to include that until it's confirmed in a court of law, otherwise they could get in trouble
 
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