Need stupid item ideas (REALLY!)

[mapguy]

My AOS has a mode called:
-awesome mode

this mode enables awesome shop, which has items like these:

burning clothes : do you want to put fire on yourself and worry your teammates? Buy now this awesome burning clothes and make evyone think you are on fire!

chicken slave: would you like to have a chicken pet? this is your day of luck, buy this chicken and it will follow you everywhere. really, this chickin is invulnerable, OMG!

dragon heart: want to be like a dragon? just buy this dragon heart, you receive free of charge claws, fangs, wings, scales and also a long tail! Don't lose anymore time, buy this dragon heart and become a new person!

for sure those items have no effect on gameplay.

I jsut need more 8 stupid items ideas

 

[dead-manakin]

Iron weight: Clamps an item to the floor, making the item unable to be picked up!

Person Chucker: A catapult like object that throws nearby allys and enemies a distance of 1000. annoying isnt it?

 

[mapguy]

Iron weight: Clamps an item to the floor, making the item unable to be picked up!

Person Chucker: A catapult like object that throws nearby allys and enemies a distance of 1000. annoying isnt it?

these items are supposed to have NO-GAMEPLAY-INTERACTION.
they are only visual changes.

 

[Dirac]

Hover Boots - Makes you float 50 units in the air until dropped

Tiny reindeer - creates a mini reindeer that follows you everywhere (cant be controlled or clicked, most likely invulnerable)

 

[Nherwyziant]

Uber Chemical - Changes the color of hero to random every 1 sec . (Well, like morpling in DotA).

these items are supposed to have NO-GAMEPLAY-INTERACTION.
they are only visual changes.

Your stupid items can affect game play by wasting a hero's item slot.

 

[mr_fj]

IMO, it would be better if they affected gameplay by affecting teammates as well as enemies. They are a bit more powerfull than normal items, but they also target teammates or yourself Then rename the mode to chaos mode.

Burning skin: Damages everyone arround you for 5 dps.

Slug Soup: Allows you to morph into a very slow moving chemical slug, which has 10k hp, 5 armor and deals 10000 dmg on attack... Very slow movement.

Staff of Chain Pain: Fires a Chain Lightning, which also targets yourself and allies.


If you just do items that only affect visuals no one will buy them

 

[Azylaminaz]

What happened to the classic turning into a penguin?

Oh, how about an item that once used spawns a bunch of flying sheep that fly out at random, leaving you as a rather large sheep? The mini flying sheep will fade away, of course.

 

[sylvannis mb]

Rainy Day: The Unit is constantly followed by a small area of rain and storms.
Magic Quiver (range only): The units arrow is constantly different to the next one (ie: throws a sheep, then a cold arrow, etc.)
N.B The different arrows dont do different effects.

 

[Necrach]

Owl totem - A magic owl circles the hero with this item, trying to attack all enemies nearby! It's a shame the owl is made out of air...

NOTE: Grants a permanent "locust" type ability with an owl scout. The owl scout got a 100% miss chance!!

@Sylvannis: Magic Quiver :thup:

 

[mapguy]

good ideas

 

[Crazy_Dead]

Lol cape : OMG! Hope you dont die of laughing. It makes you jump around like a fool when activated.

 

[dead-manakin]

Dung Pellet: Makes your hero giant and very dark brown for 30 seconds.

 

[egomanyak]

Stupid item : does nothing, really, not any effect. just wasting your inventory.

 

[dead-manakin]

Ice Penguin: Turns an ally into a penguin doing nothing but to his/her appearance.

 

[mapguy]

Im laghing at these ideas.

 

[Sjaakje]

Shaking Head Doll: The head bobs when shaken.
Soap on a Rope: Adventuring is no excuse for being filthy. Now you can carry your soap wherever you go!
Amulet of Repel: This sacred amulet stops units with a green or yellow name from attacking you. The amulet is temporarily broken if they were issued an order to attack you.
Talisman of True Treasure Tracking: Allows you to rarely loot even the rarest of items!
Infallible Tikbalang Ward: With this trusty warding talisman, no tikbalang will ever find you and steal you away to the treetops. It really works!

All of these items have absolutely no use.

 

[sylvannis mb]

Destructible Dodger: Randomly creates a destructible in front of the hero, the destructible does not block the hero, and disappears when they walk through it, or if left alone for too long

 

[Dirac]

Gank-o-matic: when used creates copies of another allies heroes around you, copies deal no damage, recieve no damage and have no collision, but they will still attack

 

[Dasmaster]

Candy Blob of Stomach Upset For when there is a national test on the way.
Call Onion Dip Giant For when you absolutely positively HAVE TO CALL DOWN A DIP INFERNO! (and cover the neighborhood in gooey dip)
Dominate Wannabe Who wouldn't want that kid over there to look up to you? Oh none? fine
Spout of Diarrhea All those years of spouting bullshit is over!
Unholy Rite of Pudding Because all shaman potions is actually failed food recipes.

:thup: is that enough?

 

[mapguy]

Candy Blob of Stomach Upset For when there is a national test on the way.
Call Onion Dip Giant For when you absolutely positively HAVE TO CALL DOWN A DIP INFERNO! (and cover the neighborhood in gooey dip)
Dominate Wannabe Who wouldn't want that kid over there to look up to you? Oh none? fine
Spout of Diarrhea All those years of spouting bullshit is over!
Unholy Rite of Pudding Because all shaman potions is actually failed food recipes.

:thup: is that enough?

funny. but I also want they t have an effect