The Wish Game!

[Demi666]

i wish for kenito to die so this thread never was made

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

He died, but before he died he stabbed you.

I wish for a pair of pants.

 

[Jindo]

You get 2 pants !!

I wish for a remote that paused time and the holder of the remote is unaffected, pause only, nothing else!

 

[Kerberos]

Okay, but it derives its power from the life force of the user. You don't know how much life force it takes away per pause, though.

And Demi, it's considered good form to respond to the previous wish.

I wish I had a fully functional face on the back of my head.

 

[Pandamanana]

The face on the back of your head starts asking you to "turn around so I can see!" and you become very annoyed and eventually EXPLODE...

I Wish For A Little Gnome Named Phillip That Works On My Warcraft 3 Maps For Me While I Sleep.

 

[Vulcansurge]

The gnome returns to work in a Nike factory in China for more pay, because you can only afford 20c an hour.

I wish for a new pair of shoes.

 

[g1real]

The gnome steals a pair of shoes out of the factory but gets busted... together with you, in bed.

I wish for a fast delivery of the BC

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

The package of BC travels so fast to you that it spontaniously combusts, so you have to order another one.

I wish that I had good food.

 

[MeRcChRiS]

There is a large plague that eats all the food in the world, you are left with nothing.

I wish school will end.

 

[Jindo]

Granted, but it's a weekend, school starts again tomorrow !

I wish there was a smily of a headbanging dude with a gasmask!

1270th thread post yeah!

 

[Vulcansurge]

:banghead + gasmask: Sorry, didn't work. I wish for two wishes

Wish granted!

I wish for a shiny red ball.

 

[Darkwind3.0]

The shiny red ball is a Soviet test grenade and explodes in your face.

I wish that Bush was impeached for dealing with the Terrorists(Why? Who knows.).

 

[g1real]

The wish grander doesn't know what impeached means and is unable to continue working.

I wish I was WoW (Loved by 5 million people o-o in a non-gay way)

 

[Darkwind3.0]

You become WoW and a virus downloaded by an admin destroys all the servers, you die.

I wish the person who posted after me wished for something in his/her post.

 

[Jindo]

No grantings for you!

I wish for the next poster to wish AND for a cookie!

muhaha!

 

[Vulcansurge]

not granted

 

[Vulcansurge]

i wish i could change the writing under my name...

(i didn't wish for a cookie in the last post. then i made anotherone. )

 

[Aqua Dragon]

There is no writing "Under" your name

I wished I could change taht thing next to my avatar that said "Am I really even helping anyone?"

 

[Vulcansurge]

[offtopic]
wish i could change mine more lol... mine says (not having fun)... embarrasing.

 

[WolSHaman]

I wish ppl would get back on topic and start placing wishes again!