World of Warcraft Poem

[elmstfreddie]

I've never been to this section, but I recently wrote a poem for school, about WoW. But not what you think about WoW.

Ballad of the Addicted Boy

The boy resided to his computer.
Pleased; for today he bought World of Warcraft.
Now in the cult, he was much happier.
Onto the account he logged, no errors.

"So many races to choose from", he thought.
His eyes glued onto some races: Orc, Tauren, Troll.
Already his mind began to rot.
"Troll!" he declared, "and hunter it shall be."

His adventure began, in the Sul'Jan;
Accepted quests for a couple of "c".
Starving, his mind ran and ran and ran.
His conscience craved some creativity.

Already now he was level seven;
No longer did he hunt some simple boars.
For hours now his brain has pondered "When?"
"When will my thought process come into play?"

By level twenty his brain had voyaged;
No longer did his mind become useful.
Once again, World of Warcraft has destroyed
a boy's small brain, along with his wallet

Carpel tunnel had consumed this boy's wrists.
Well he complained, the power died; but
his mind returned and the boy shook his fists.
Least did he know, he was saved from the cult.

Edit > Almost forgot to mention, poetry isn't my, er, best thing.

 

[elmstfreddie]

Is my poetry THAT bad?




Yes, it is

 

[pheonixashes]

The flow could use a bit of work, but it's mildly funny.

 

[Squll2]

wait, you wrote it for school?

wow that takes guts.. to write a poem about a comp game

but, seriously
its not that bad

 

[Oninuva]

1. It's in "teh wr0ng secxti0nz"
2. Ehh. Maybe you need more sentence to setence flow.
3. Maybe rhyming would be nice.
4. Some people like to read it when it sounds like a song. xD

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[Prometheus]

lol
This gave me a good morning laugh =D

 

[mase]

Lol, I found it rather funny. If the power went out on most WoW players, they would freak out not quit

 

[Asehujiko]

You couldn't think of a more original subject then blaming a game for people's lack of self restraint?

 

[elmstfreddie]

Some people laugh, some people hate me now. I love it.

Anyhow... As I said, I'm not that great at poetry, but I made it for this project to be funny. Thought it would give some people a laugh

 

[Cornface]

I like it





+rep

 

[robinremue]

Hahaha

The content roxx

+rep ^^

Side-note: His brain was a goner when he reached lvl 20... holy crap I got 2 70's xD