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Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?”

Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristina Michelle Brown following her bizarre confrontation Monday afternoon with 72-year-old Elmer Morrison. The 23-year-old Brown was charged with assault and battery with a deadly weapon, a felony, and booked into jail, where she is being held in lieu of $5000 bail.

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, Morrison told a cop that Brown had been standing at the fence between their houses yelling, “Come outside I know you are in there.” With a small pocket knife in hand, Brown then repeatedly asked, “Do you wanna die?”

When police questioned Brown, she explained she was upset with Morrison “because of what he did to me.” When a cop asked what he did to her, she replied, “Because everyone knows.” She then said, “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows.”

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"I Had Sex With My Cat And Everyone Knows," Aggrieved Oklahoma Woman Explained To Arresting Officer

Convinced that a neighbor spoke to others about her having sex with a cat, an Oklahoma woman allegedly threatened the man with a knife, saying, “Do you wanna die?” Oklahoma City cops arrested Kristin
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From a scientific perspective, humans can have sex with other animals, and won't get any repercussions or adverse effects from it. Male animal (non human species) sperm cells die inside a human vagina, because the temperature in the uterus is hostile to the sperm cells. However, male humans can injure female animals of smaller sizes when engaging sexual acts.
 
tom_mai78101 said:
From a scientific perspective, humans can have sex with other animals, and won't get any repercussions or adverse effects from it. Male animal (non human species) sperm cells die inside a human vagina, because the temperature in the uterus is hostile to the sperm cells. However, male humans can injure female animals of smaller sizes when engaging sexual acts.
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Well, humans are apparently likely to be evolved from a backcrossed chimpanzee-pig hybrid. So maybe a cat-human cross is possible...
 
This story is so bizarre. Hmm If she did do what was said, how did the neighbor even know about it? Did she tell him?

tom_mai78101 said:
From a scientific perspective, humans can have sex with other animals, and won't get any repercussions or adverse effects from it.
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The scientist's perspective "It's Just bunch of bullshit"
 
That's only if you leave out moral and ethical issues.
 
Of all the animals you could bone, why on Earth would you choose a cat? That's just asking for trouble.
 
How does a GIRL have sex with a cat? I could imagine something if it was a guy; but what could she have done?
Did the cat eat her out? Did she give the cat a bj?
 
FireCat said:
Nah, but you might need to call them.
Just go ahead Varine But tell us how it went. Okay?
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It usually goes okay, I used to volunteer at one. Sometimes it got a little bit... out of hand, but that was rare. You could be one of those rare cases, like if you communicated and rationalized like you do here, they'll be really caught off guard and probably not know what to do.
 
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