What if...

[Volkof]

Then all shepherds will lose their job, wolves will die of hunger, and there'll be no more wool coats, hats and gloves to protect us from the cold
(Wow, i cant imagine how terrible it will be if sheeps extinct)


What if DoDo birds are not extinct yet

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Then we'd have another kind of poultry.

What if terrorrists hijacked this thread?

EDIT: Hooray. 888 posts.

 

[Volkof]

Well, all the administrators will have to do is to create a new forum. It wouldnt affect me much but everybody will have to start from 0 reputation


What if we humans r born with 2 mouths and 1 ear

 

[Corleone]

Headphones would be twice as expensive.

what if the universal language was 1337?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

There are multuple leets for each language... so basically, everyone would say noob a lot...

What if I had a rare cancer that could only be cured by having Bob Barker sneeze on me at 2:57 AM, only in Paris, only while I'm drunk and wearing spandex, and only if the moon is full?

 

[Eilhal]

Then I would laugh until I died


What if you let this thread die already?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Then in about 8 months, a new user would either bump it or make a new one.

What if my pants suddenly shrunk?

 

[Eilhal]

then it would be really uncomfortable

What if your pants suddenly were filled with very small rodents

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

I'm not wearing pants, so basically, my closet would start squeaking...

What if my pants WERE on me?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then it would hurt. A lot.

What if all the magma in the earth came up from the Mid-Atlantic ridge, forming new land, but making the earth hollow?

 

[Thanatos_820]

Then we'd die of starvation combined with thirst.

What if The Helper.net off the net because the world's worst virus was on this site and couldn't be removed for half a century?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

A new site would launch, and we'd all go there. Or *shudder* wc3campaigns would get a sudden flood of new users.

What if turtles rained from the sky?

 

[Thanatos_820]

Everyone would get severe brain damage on their cranium and the world's population would skyrocket...by turtles!

What if some jerk destroyed the internet permanently?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Wow, that jerk would have to have some pretty deadly virus... oh well, we all die.

What if I had more rep?

 

[Thanatos_820]

You'd have so much rep that nobody can rep you anymore and you'd be banned for exceeding the limit of +2000.

I wish I knew how to work JASS for the World Edit.

EDIT:

YAY! 450th post!!!

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You do, but becuase you learned it, you forgot how to talk to make room--- now you're mute!

What if you had ACTUALLY PLAYED THE WHAT IF GAME. You just made a wish. Shame on you.

 

[Thanatos_820]

Then I wouldn't know what will happen to me after that....probabaly a ban for 60 hours .

What if we were in the year 2800?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Then chances are the world would have ended already, and we'd be... LEFT BEHIND!!!

What if I had a metal pole stuck in my head?

 

[Thanatos_820]

Sorry, internet was slow so I double posted when I didn't want to because I forgot to type something.

 

[Thanatos_820]

Then you computer would break as soon as you come closer to the screen and look down at you key board or somebody would break in and you tilt your head sideways. Then you'd actually break you computer.

What if I cured your diabetes and give you cookie...and a can of soda?