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    Sci/Tech Morphing cars and planes closer as Pentagon develops shape-shifting robot (w/ Video)

    No you see, because when Microsofts "Personality Regulator" Blue Screens and the robots run rampid looking for "Service Pack One," or better known as "The Source of all Evil," Apples Anthro PCs are gonna be the ones to stop them... I just want you to know I have forseen this. Someone...
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    Crime Cops Taser 86 Year old Granny for Aggressive Stance in her Bed

    Shes having trouble with her medication... isnt that more like "Son I'm not taking my sanity pills anymore..." The women cant move, her son asks the cops to come check on her, of course they are gonna walk through the front door uninvited. And I dont care what you say, no cop pulls the...
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    US News Woman suing Google because she got hit by a car using their walking directions

    Knowing Google, they will just buy the U.S. Government, and then shut them down because they are a "competitor." Then this women will be out of luck. Then they will buy Mac and Microsoft, and overthrow Asia with the leftover money. I think they are getting board.
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    US News Topeka 'renames' itself 'Google, Kansas'

    I wonder if I mail something to that adress if it will work. I wanna name my city wiki.
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    Report 60 million Americans don't use the interwebs

    FireCat, don't be ridiculous, cleary I post on threads through deep meditation.
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    Report 60 million Americans don't use the interwebs

    I don't use the internet either, that would just be crazy.
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    News Celebrity chef Beppe Bigazzi upsets viewers with his cat casserole

    We can change that for cats though, our crusade will never be too late. And seriously, posting that picture just made me hungry.
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    News Celebrity chef Beppe Bigazzi upsets viewers with his cat casserole

    I think be definition that FireCat doesn't want us eating cats because he infact is a cat. We need to start a crusade and purge these cats and schemers all at once.
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    News Celebrity chef Beppe Bigazzi upsets viewers with his cat casserole

    Seriously? If their watching the cooking channel and he is cookin steak its all "Mmhmm, zesty." But as soon as he mentions cooking an animal that some countries consider a house pet now were suddenly interested. "Help the dolphin in the tuna net!" "What about the TUNA IN THE TUNA NET?"...
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    Crime John Caudle, 14, Killed His Parents Because He Didn't Like Doing Chores

    After reading all the great "Banning doesn't work." posts, I have come to a conclusion, lets just ban crime. :cool:
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    General Windows 7 leads the way to record quarter for Microsoft

    I wanna start a riot on the forums by screaming something like "Go Mac!"... of course then we would have seven pages of "Uh uh"-"Yea huh." Regardless of how much I hate Microsoft, their pockets are filled, and they are dominating the market. *Grumble*Well done.*Grumble*
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    US News 1/3rd of Women in US Military Raped

    This is fricken sad, there is no "I told you so," or "See what happens?" this is just fricken sad. I remember reading about two rapes that happened in Iraq on "Infidel Women" and I was pissed at our soldiers. Nothing gives a man a right to attack a women (In such fashion with no cause)...
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    US News U.S. Military Weapons Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Codes

    Yea, I thought I said that in my post, that they do it themselves, it isnt like the manufacturer does. If they want to write a scripture verse on their gun, or a bullet that says "good bye" then I really dont care. But, if we manufactured all guns to "Carry the good news..." it can be...
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    US News Odd Billboard Leads to 911 Calls

    Clearly its illegal to enjoy the sunrise anymore =S The old man just wanted to sit with his oversized teddy bear. {If you cannot read my sarcasm, I blame it on to many facebook status updates.}
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