I hear the area where I live was supposed to get one of the better views of the eclipse.
Also, it's been raining since Sunday and there was a total cloud cover blocking off any possible view of the night sky.
Damn you, Murphy's law.
Even better when the sign next to it says, "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE."
In fact, let's just go ahead and outlaw my shirt. I might take it off, twist it up, and try to use it to strangle you! OH NOES AN IMPROVISED WEAPON!