World And in Russia... Giant 200+ pound Wooden Cock found attached to a Putin critic's car

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Last Monday, when Katya Romanovskaya left her Moscow apartment for work, she discovered that her car had a giant phallus strapped to it with a metal chain. Upon further examination, she discovered that the shaft was made out of one tree trunk, the veins elaborately, carefully carved. Two other, smaller pieces of wood were attached to either side. It was hard to remove: the thing weighed well over 200 lbs.

But Romanovskaya understood exactly why it had been put there. "Finally," she wrote under a picture of the phallus on her Facebook page, "the day has come when my work has been noticed and appreciated."

Romanovskaya, along with her co-author Arseny Bobrovsky, runs the hugely popular satirical Russian Twitter account, @KermlinRussia. The two are central characters in this week's cover story about the failure of the democratic revolution in Russia.

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Why Did Someone Put a Giant Wooden Cock on a Kremlin Critic's Car?

Russia! One day, you criticize the Kremlin. The next, you come downstairs to find a 200-pound sculpture of a penis chained to your car.
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I want to know more about this man who already has a collection of cocks.
 
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She can probably sell that thing on ebay for a fortune.
Man, I can imagine lots of people wanting to buy agiant wooden penis carved from a single tree.
 
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It could be a porn thing. "Who can handle the giant tree cock?"
 
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That thing would probably go for a fortune on eBay - she is making out like a champ especially with the publicity of it :) Freaking Russians lol
 
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I like the details on the cock, veins n all. Impressive!
 
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