Zakyath
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Classic.
The teacher asks the children:
"What's got four legs, lives in the forrest and is brown?"
"The moose", answers Ellen.
"Good thinking, but it could also have been a deer. What's green and jumps in the grass?"
"A grasshopper", answers Lisa.
"Good thinking but it could also have been a frog."
Then suddenly Donald asks a question:
"What's big and hard when teacher puts it in her mouth but small and soft when she takes it out?"
The teacher responds with bitch-slapping the poor kid when he says
"Good thinking, but it could've been a chewing gum."
The teacher asks the children:
"What's got four legs, lives in the forrest and is brown?"
"The moose", answers Ellen.
"Good thinking, but it could also have been a deer. What's green and jumps in the grass?"
"A grasshopper", answers Lisa.
"Good thinking but it could also have been a frog."
Then suddenly Donald asks a question:
"What's big and hard when teacher puts it in her mouth but small and soft when she takes it out?"
The teacher responds with bitch-slapping the poor kid when he says
"Good thinking, but it could've been a chewing gum."