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Fire-Wolf

Fire-Wolf

S.P.D Smoke Pot Daily, Legalize It!
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show me the money Huh? oh wait thats for starcraft. ARG!

power overwhelming What? im not invincable?

dont hit me, i have a cold (his would only work if u have cold towers)

Is there something burning?

The last thing that went through my head? Umm lets see, my ass?

Dont hit me! You will die!

Silence! I kill you!

This is not what osma said it would be...

are you my virgins?

If i get 72 virgins when i die i can have u 12. HAHAHA

Bock bock bock bucaowk..... BOOM!!

You-> (q>.<)O-(^.^Q) <-Me
 
PrisonLove

PrisonLove

Hard Realist
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$#!+ I dropped the soap!
I should've signed up for DotA...
Mamma always said life was like a box of chocolates...
I like eggs...
Only two things come from texas, and I've got horns (quoted from tauren chieftan)

i like the first two the best

p.s. knight77700 has the best idea by far lol

"i fart in your general direction!"
great quote lol
 
Knight7770

Knight7770

Hippopotomonstrosesquiped aliophobia
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p.s. knight77700 has the best idea by far lol

"i fart in your general direction!"
great quote lol
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Thanks :thup:
 
L

Linkoln

New Member
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naga Jokes
-Naga Please...
-Well HELLO sailer!
-Fish out of water!
-Did it just get warmer?
-Naga Stole my Bike!
-Did you see Vash on TV yesterday? she looked good enough to eat.
-Help! Im drowning!
-Im tired of all these Naga jokes, we should change our name to Seamen!

hope you like e'm!
 
Exfyre

Exfyre

hmm...
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"So all we gotta do is walk to those points while the big tower things try to kill us?"
edit: edited it a little
 
IceWarrior98

IceWarrior98

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"If you click me enough i'll give you gold."

"Why can't we be pals, pal?"
"I'm not your pal buddy!"
"I'm not your buddy friend!"
^South park rip off, but who cares?

"I saw you last night, good job champ."
"I hope you're proud. Slaying 3d characters in a video game and for what? We stop existing as soon as the game is over!"
"Nothings more satisfying than walking on the blood of fellow creeps."
"Who you callin a creep?"
"You know, a <useless tower> would work best against me."
 
Zaraf

Zaraf

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Thanks to everyone for your ideas. Although I realized that most of you didn't understand the context of my map. So here is a link to a topic I made which describes most of the stuff about my map in detail.

http://www.thehelper.net/forums/showthread.php?t=91838

Also, Keep the profanity to a minimum. There is no need for it. Swearing =/= Funny

I looked through all of your replies thus far, and those that I liked and thought fit really well, I have added those to the list.

One good idea is to bring in funny internet fad type things. I'd have "All your base are belong to us", but like "This is SPARTAAAA", it's been heavily overdone.

I have to say, I REALLY liked the "Naga stole my bike"...hahah pure genius. We need more funny stuff like that!

Keep up the good ideas!
 
T

Terradont

Guest
Funny Comments

For random races.

"Can't we play something else?"

"If i die here, i will kill you!"

"Have anyone thought about actually attacking the towers?"

"Come back here!"

"Why would you do this!?"

"I want my mom!"

"Possibility of sucsess, zero." (From the High Elven Builder, i love it!:) )

"Why...Won't...You...Die?"

"Quick Money, he said. One enemy, he said."

"I need to work out more."

"I...Hate...You!"

"You're not making this easy for us, y'know?"


For races who can't talk (like gnolls or quillboars)

"What do you want me to say? i can't talk!"


Just a thing i thought of, if you would add so that some of the comments would appear when the unit dies.

"Heal me! Heal me! Heal me! Gee, thanks mate..."

"I can see the light... no wait, that's the sun."

"Curse you villain!"

"Well that was a suprise!"
 
K

Koyanova

Guest
Heh i thought of some more.

"Oh my god, you killed Kenny!"
"Damn. I thought these guys were noobs."
"Why can't we just play Shopping Maul? I have a hundred bucks..."
"Wait, this isn't a marathon..."
"Fine but if I die, you go to hell. Or at least your computer to play this again."
 
Siretu

Siretu

Starcraft 2 Editor Moderator
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set said:
lame dude , lame , that from ahmed the dead terrorist , at least give them credit!
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Im aware of that. Alot of all these quotes are from movies or other internet/movie things I dont see anyone giving credits for that. I dont say giving credits is a bad idea but I didn't since noone else did. Also, I'd say him not "them" since its really just one guy.
Fabioz said:
Its 72 virgins.
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Will edit.
 
Z

Zanar

New Member
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This is something from me:

"Where did I GO wrong"
"Where should I turn...Iny-mini-miny-mo"
"It didn't say anything about the towers in the contract"
"O where, o where did that little hero go, o where did he go"
 
Cornface

Cornface

Avoid, if at all possible.
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"I love the smell of creeping in the morning"
And you just got to have
"You take no candle!"
"Dead heroes dont say no!"
"Build more farms!"
"I should have gone into Starcraft buisness"
"Beep beep I am a jeep"
"MEDIC! I NEED MEDIC!"
"Just stop"

Just some (boring) ones that came into my mind before I was going to sleep. I will try to figure out more ones, more funny hopefully another time.
 
gameman

gameman

It's been a long, long time.
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Enough with the forum/starcraft jokes there not that funny.

ok heres mine

HA YOU JUST GOT AXED (forest troll)
Want to join my club? (ogre)
Bark Bark! (gnoll)
 
Xapphire

Xapphire

Liberty, Simply said; a lie.
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My team color is naturally black, racist.

Spare me, you can't make a game without at least 2 opposing teams..

If you don't kill me, you get Age of Conan free.. other then the monthly payments, and the game..
 
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