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[Mittsies]

"Is the real life?"
"Is this just fantasy?"
"Caught in a landside."
"No escape from reality."
"Open your eyes."
"Look up to the skies and see..."
"I'm just a poor boy."
"I need no sympathy."
"Because I'm easy come."
"Easy go."
"Little high."
"Little low."
"Hit me where the wind blows."
"Doesn't really matter."
"To me..."
"...to me."
"Momma."
"Just killed a man."
"Put a gun against his head."
"Pulled my trigger, now he's dead."
"Momma."
"Life had just begun."
"But now I've gone and thrown it all away."
"Mommaaaaa..."
"Oooh-oo-oooohh..."
"Didn't mean to make you cry."
"If I'm not back this time tomorrow."
"Carry on, carry on"
"As if nothing really matters."
"Too late."
"My time has come."
"Send shivers down my spine."
"Body's achin' all the time."
"Goodbye everybody."
"I've got to go."
"Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth."
"Mommaaaaa..."
"Oooh-oo-oooohh..."
"(Anyway the wind blows)"
"I don't wanna die!"
"Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all."
"I see a little silhouetto of a man."
"Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
"Thunderbolt and lightning!!
"Very very frightening me!!"
"Galileo." (soft)
"Galileo." (deep)
"Galileo." (soft)
"Galileo." (deep)
"Galileo figaro!"
"magnificoohhh ohh ohh ohh!"
"I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me."
"He's just a poor boy from a poor family!"
"Spare him his life from this monstrosity!"
"Easy come easy go."
"Will you let me go?"
"Bismillah!"
"No! We will not let you go."
"Let him go!"
"Bismillah!"
"We will not let you go."
"Let him go!"
"Bismillah!"
"We will not let you go."
"Let me go!"
"Will not let you go!"
"Let me go!"
"Will not let you go!"
"Let me gooh ohh ohh ohh!"
"No! No! No! No! No! No!"
"Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!"
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeee!"

"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?"
"So you think you can love me and leave me to die?"
"Ohhhhh baby."
"Can't do this to me baby!"
"Just gotta get out."
"Just gotta get right outta here!"

"Nothing really matters..."
"Anyone can see."
"Nothing really matters..."
"...Nothing really matters to me."

PS: I actually wrote all that myself. No copying and pasting from lyric sites. QUEEN FOREVER.

 

[Xapphire]

Lol, thats nice, for like a description in another version.. idk.. last level.. kinda long.. ..

 

[Foomy]

"Ouch, my spleen"
- Fallout

Should be when they get hit

 

[Sevion]

"For Lordaeron!"
"I Am America (And So Can You!)"
"Who ever thought of this path was an idiot."
"We'll make it..... Right Bob? Bob? BOB!?!?"
"Ah... That's the stuff."
"Need a light?"
"Sergeant Johnson, at your service."
"Leave it to me!"
"I Am *Name of Creep*!"
"That's the last time I take directions from a guy named 'Builder'."
"They never said anything about those THINGS!"

If any have been said, disregard it.

 

[Ghostwind]

"Hey! Look! A distraction!!"

 

[Linkoln]

"Hug the wall, maybe they wont aggro!"

 

[Zaraf]

Nice, updated the list. Keep'em coming

 

[PiCkstix]

You seem over powered....
I like to kill stuff.
Hehehe fire.
Poooooooootioooooooonzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do i taste good?
Do u like pie?
The path to enlightenment...
Is not about reflecting...
IT'S ALL ABOUT ERECTIONS BABY!!
Hut hut huppitty hup...
I dunno if i've been told...
ur fucking defense is getting owned.
Sound off.....1,2
Sound off....FUCK YOU!!
The Cake is a lie
I came...


Note:Sexual inuedo always works..

i find it weird that we only run past towers and not shoot them.
I hate you.
This feed has been brought to you by....
I need MOAR.
BOSOMS OR BEGONE WITH THEE....
Bananaphone ring ring....
SURPRISE BUTT SEKZ!!
it's all fun and games till someone's ass gets killed.
Chocolate rain....
Click me.
Did u click me?
Well...at least i fucked your mom.
Damn boi fuck me. FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!
I want to spank your hot nazi ass..

> That's not funny, it's just plain stupid...

"Why don't you just build a firewall?"
"Am I classified as 'Human' in the Object Editor?"
"Am I moved by GUI or JASS?"
"Are you sure that tower is balanced for my level?!"

 

[FrozenShadow]

"Why do we have to die for this noob player?"

 

[Zaraf]

> That's not funny, it's just plain stupid...

"Why don't you just build a firewall?"
"Am I classified as 'Human' in the Object Editor?"
"Am I moved by GUI or JASS?"
"Are you sure that tower is balanced for my level?!"

Actually, your ideas aren't very funny either. Maybe someone who does a lot of mapping might chuckle....but for the masses, they would either be wondering what the hell JASS or GUI is....and/or they would just think it was plain stupid.

 

[BLQQD]

i made them up or got them from movies

Im to sexy for my...... shit where'd my shirt go

cannon ball! cannon ball coming! cannon ball!

Ignorance is BLISS!

Great green globs of
GREASY GRIMY GOFER GUTZ!

WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Two jews walk into a bar....
No no no, you cant do that....
What? you don't let Jews into your bar?! u racist bastard!

What if god was one of us?
just a creep like one of us?
Just a peasant on the bus?

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is goood!

ill add more later rofl

 

[Magoiche]

Born to Die!!
Why i am only bones? Lets buy meat!

=D

 

[ZeroThirteen]

"Never put 'good for running information' on your resume."
"You better hope to that floating hand you worship that I don't make it past these towers."
"I search Google for an affordable family trip for *number of spawns a wave* and I get THIS."

 

[punwisp]

"This reminds me of the clone wars"

"Dinner better be ready when I get home....If.."

"ITS ON NOW!"

"I'll give you a left over twinkie if you let me live"

"This reminds me of 300, only more ridiculas"

"1...2..we are homeless dweebs...3...4...with no sleeves!"

"Is it just me or is this a endless cycle?"

"Can't touch this! dun dun dun dun... dun dun!"

"Does this armor make me look fat?"

"My senses are tingling, they say we are going to die."

"FOR SHRROOMS!!!"

"Where the hell do all these people come from? Lordaeran is DESTROYED"

"feed me"

"Jesus, im so high it looks like those towers are shooting twinkies..."

"Jesus give us a fucking RPG so we can kill these towers."

"What logic is there in doing this"

"This is not common sense"

"Archimonde must be high, oh wait hes dead!"

"Who the fuck thought of this strategy, just freaking cheat"

"Allyourbasearebelong to us.....Ah shit, it worked last time"

all i can think of for now

 

[Sevion]

"You just got RickRoll'd!"
"I Am America (And So Can You!)"
"I'm not listening! I'm not listening!"
"It's too late to apologize!"

 

[Linkoln]

"I had no faith in those creeps, but YOU!"
"Hrmm... must have took a wrong turn at albuquerque."
"So i run down path, big boom, party with many virgins."
"Saaaad Faaaace..." (arby'n the chief referance)
"Don't worry, im going to give you cover fire."

 

[Curo]

"That's not an arrow stuck in my leg, I'm just happy to see you."
"Playing death animation...NOW!"
"Haha I'm out of range! Uh oh, the triggers are coming!"
"Single file!"
"Unpathable my ass...."

 

[Zaraf]

Nice, a bunch of good ones there. Updated the main list again.

 

[Choppa]

Umm... Alot of the quotes people are giving aren't really funny at all, they're just things people would say everyday or in general...

 

[Kieve]

Some of them come off more amusing in context.
But yeah, there's fairly few up there that actually make me chuckle.
(Gold star for "Naga stole my bike!" ,btw)

"Why are we here again?... and don't tell me '42'."
"Your towers don't comply with WC3 building regulations. Please demolish and start over."
"Y'know what we need? A theme song!"
"If I live through this, I'm firing my agent."
"So THIS is why they laughed maniacally when I signed up."
"Hah, you call these defense towers?!? My kid builds better SAND CASTLES!"
"No, I'm not at all afraid of a floating disembodied hand that points us to our doom."
"|cffff0000Even my WORDS are bleeding!|r"
^(fairly certain text color codes would work here)
"Before we die, Bob, I just want you to know - Yes, Clarissa did cheat on you."
"Which one's the fire-tower? I always wanted to go out in a blaze of glory."
"...shoulda called in sick."