UK News Holiday Inn's new 'Human Bed Warming' Service Launched In UK

[The Helper]

Holiday Inn, operator of over 4,000 hotels worldwide, will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed warming service" at it's London Kensington hotel throughout next week.

If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.

"Like having a giant hot water bottle in your bed" is how Holiday Inn spokeswoman Jane Bednall described the idea.

Bed Warmers Jacqui Barry and Nick Woods (pictured) helped to beat the big freeze for Laurence Lancashire, centre, at the Holiday Inn Kingston-South in Surbiton, Surrey.

Read the news here.

 

[Pineapple]

hmmmm can you have they stay after you get there?

 

[FireCat]

Holy crap, A stranger in your bed.. with sleeper suit on !
That's a crazy idea.

hmmmm can you have they stay after you get there?

No! lol

 

[Romek]

I predict complaints about 'Holiday Inn Staff's Hair Found in Bed".

 

[13lade619]

i guess they'll need a host of 'hot' employees then.. .

 

[Varine]

That's really weird.

 

[Myzteryz]

^ I concur.

 

[Tru_Power22]

Ew...

That's nasty.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Wouldn't it be more efficient to just use some bloody heating blankets?

 

[DM Cross]

Holy crap, A stranger in your bed.. with sleeper suit on !
That's a crazy idea.

No! lol

You have to be a pre-teen. Then again, I thought even pre-teens were getting in early on the sex thing... So really, how old are you?!

 

[Varine]

You have to be a pre-teen. Then again, I thought even pre-teens were getting in early on the sex thing... So really, how old are you?!

I asked that a while ago because I've never been able to figure it out and no one answered. I figure he's really young, or has some kind of absolute system of beliefs where everything is black and white.

 

[ElderKingpin]

old enough to type, and be able to click 'do not display' on almost everything on his profile.

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If you read the article, theres a photo, of two of those human heaters with the client staring at the girl.

 

[Varine]

And a dude. That situation would be a bit awkward. Maybe he woke up like that and had no idea what was happening. I would certainly be afraid of a scenario in which I had two people dressed in a combination of an elf (a Santa elf) and the Michelin Tire Man thing on either side of me in bed.

 

[FireCat]

You have to be a pre-teen. Then again, I thought even pre-teens were getting in early on the sex thing... So really, how old are you?!

Holy shit a pre-teen.. hehehe
Ah, there you have really really wrong. But I don't tell my age. There is nothing to know about. :shades: :thup:

or has some kind of absolute system of beliefs where everything is black and white.

Hahaha, absolute not. But I don't want have stranger with sleeper suit on.. in my bed.
Is that wrong? no is not. LOL

Well, enough about me okay!? lol

 

[Varine]

Told you he wouldn't tell you. I think he's ten.

 

[FireCat]

Just hehehe. it's so hilarious
Well, but Continue to guess then, It doesn't work.
I don't tell anyway.

 

[DM Cross]

Getting back to the topic, I can't wait for headlines about Tiger Woods spending his rehab in this hotel Doesn't even have to find a stripper... They give him the girl ^.^