General One Armed One Legged Monkey Slaughters 80 Chickens

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Never slaughter a chicken in front of a monkey.

A Chinese man who rescued a one-armed, one-legged monkey got a nasty surprise when his primate companion slaughtered his chickens… all of them.

Li Chun, from Menghai village, Yunnan province explained that in the year since he rescued it, the monkey has become a member of his family ever since he gave it a home. The male monkey is a quick learner and helps out around the house, but his habit of copying his owner’s actions has become something of a problem.

Li explained that when the monkey saw him crack some eggs, the monkey found his way into the chicken coop and smashed all of the eggs that were there. With that incident in mind, and the benefit of hindsight, one can see why the farmer should not have had the monkey around when he slaughtered a chicken.

 
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Let's just be thankful the owner wasn't a serial killer or a pedophile.
 
Thats... A little disturbing, Azlier.
 
Awesome monkey is awesome.

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Jesus Christ, monkeys are awesome.
It can support itself with one arm and move about, I wish I could do that -____-
 
So I can rip people in half using nothing but my index fingers and thumbs <.<
 
Monkey see monkey do.

Don't let the monkey see porn!
 
No, if you read, it's actually a good monkey. It wanted to help him.

It even wiped his tears and patted him.

lol.

~Hai-Bye-Vine~
 
OMG - LOL! What a headline and story. Bumping for Great Justice!
 
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