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So I'm a cook, and the restaurant I work at has a full bar (our bar is bigger than our kitchen). Today, we were really slow, so I was bored and helping out at the bar since we had a few people drinking, which I've never really done before, so I was going through some of the books we have on bartending, and was particularly drawn to this little one I came across called X-Rated Shots. It basically has a bunch of drinks with sexually oriented names, and the first one in the book is called an Aggressive Blow Job (which is remarkably different from the other Blow Jobs, which are like Irish Cream and Kahlua, something that seems pretty sweet).
Now, an Aggressive Blow Job is composed of one part grain alcohol with three parts cola. I don't get out to bars a lot, I mean I haven't had a day off in over a week, and my next one is sometime next week. So, maybe someone else does, and my request is I want you to order this drink and tell me what happens.
Ideally, it'll be a female bartender with some fake stripper name because usually they're really fucking good bartenders and won't just kick you out (which would also be funny). But, I need someone to take it further. Some shit like, hey barkeep, I'm in desperate need of an aggressive blow job. I have payment ready to come now. I have a huge tip with your name on it.
If someone will go do this for me, I would be particularly grateful, and will likely steal the story and pretend like I did it.
Now, an Aggressive Blow Job is composed of one part grain alcohol with three parts cola. I don't get out to bars a lot, I mean I haven't had a day off in over a week, and my next one is sometime next week. So, maybe someone else does, and my request is I want you to order this drink and tell me what happens.
Ideally, it'll be a female bartender with some fake stripper name because usually they're really fucking good bartenders and won't just kick you out (which would also be funny). But, I need someone to take it further. Some shit like, hey barkeep, I'm in desperate need of an aggressive blow job. I have payment ready to come now. I have a huge tip with your name on it.
If someone will go do this for me, I would be particularly grateful, and will likely steal the story and pretend like I did it.