ChaCha, people search for you

[Grozzy]

This is fun, making them search for something weird, don't exist and other stuff.
And they actually make money on it !
Whos up for some pranking ?
(Hope its legal to post this in Thehelper.net,if not, sorry so much, if not legal or something, feel free to lock or delete)


remember, they make money for this


One of mine:
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: FernandeL
FernandeL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
FernandeL: Hello
FernandeL: Thank you for coming to ChaCha
You: No problemo
FernandeL: Can you be a little more specific?
You: ?
You: huh ?
You: i didnt say anything
FernandeL: What exactly are you looking for?
You: i dont know
You: thought you knew
FernandeL: Your query is headshot. Can you be more specific?
You: "Boom, Headshot"
You: are you a real person ?
You: or a cyborg ?
FernandeL: yes
FernandeL: real
You: oh
You: hoped you were a cyborg
You: that would rock
You: wouldnt it ?
FernandeL: Am I on the right track?
You: yeah
You: can you fly ...?
FernandeL: Please give me a moment to search for your inquiry . . .
You: ok then
FernandeL: Are these results sufficient?
You: what does that mean ? "sufficient"
You: i'm not so good at english
FernandeL: Are you happy with the results I sent you?
You: yeah...sure
FernandeL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hmmm
FernandeL: Have a nice day
You: Its night
You: 20:34 at night
FernandeL: Thank you for using ChaCha Today
FernandeL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[idk_a_name]

Are they real people or programs controlling it?

 

[w/e]

Theyre real.
Kinda had a awkward talk with one of em.
Rated him great for his trouble.

 

[DDRtists]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JerryC
JerryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
JerryC: Hi, my name is Jerry and I'll be assisting you with your search.
JerryC: Please help me by giving me more information on what you are searching for.
You: Eggs
You: lots of them.
JerryC: uh huh
You: Yeah.
JerryC: what about them
You: The color, I don't know what they look like.
JerryC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Nope
You: I love you
JerryC: Thanks for using ChaCha. I hope I was helpfull today and earned a great rating from you!
JerryC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Nice, DDRtists. Hilarious.

 

[sqrage]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinaJ
ChristinaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
ChristinaJ: hello...how are you
You: IGOod
You: I want dress like rapstar that i see on tevelvision
You: can i do that?
ChristinaJ: ok, let me see what i can find for you...
You: thanks you
You: omg
You: this is great it looks like
You: thanks you
ChristinaJ: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
ChristinaJ: Are these results sufficient?
You: yea
You: thank you a lot!!!!!!!
ChristinaJ: you're welcome!
ChristinaJ: have a good night
ChristinaJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Hehe that was fun :]

 

[Grozzy]

Searched for Candy, the best candy in the world

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MargieW
MargieW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: No problem
MargieW: A special candy recipe?
You: I want to know where i can get the best candy in the world
You: and what kind
MargieW: I will take a look for you, just one moment, please!
You: ok
MargieW: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
MargieW: Take a look at this while I still search
You: ok
MargieW: This one is world's best chocolates!
You: Chocolate, mmmm
You: Do you like chocolate ?
MargieW: Still looking...
You: k..
MargieW: Yes I do!!
MargieW: Sorry that is all I can find, do you want me to transfer you to another guide that could better assist you?
You: nah
You: im fine
You: thanks
MargieW: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no
MargieW: Have a wonderful day!
You: i will
You: candy : D
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session end

Result:

Best candy in the world? [Archive] - FinHeaven & Co Forums
Best candy in the world?
Sarris Candies - The Worlds Best Chocolates
Sarris Candies - The Worlds Best Chocolates

 

[Grozzy]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidS
You: hello
DavidS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidS: Hi
DavidS: Hows it going
You: Nice
You: you ?
DavidS: great
You: I have a problem with my internet
You: cant connect
DavidS: ok
DavidS: but you are on now
You: am i?
You: Really ?
DavidS: yes
You: cool, awesome
You: Thanks
You: you really helped me
DavidS: yep
DavidS: I try
DavidS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

 

[NoxMortus]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KathyM
KathyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
KathyM: Hi there.
KathyM: Are you really looking for a fire resistant toothbrush?
You: Yea
KathyM: Alright. I will see if there is such a thing.
KathyM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: Okay thanks
KathyM: I don't see anything about a flame resistant toothbrush.
KathyM: They must not exist.
You: hmm
You: Okay, I guess I will coat my toothbrush in asbestos. Thanks for your help.
KathyM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Fun, fun, fun.

Edit~

Damn, looking back on it, I shoulda said 'Yep, FR is crucial for MC' >.<

 

[Grozzy]

Loved your idea about the Fire resistant Toothbrush, so i kinda used it.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RichardF
RichardF: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
RichardF: Hello
RichardF: How can I help you ?
You: is there any such thing as a Fireproof TV ?
RichardF: I'll search
You: kk
RichardF: Not finding anything for fireproof tv
You: oh
You: My friend says he got one
You: is he lying ?
RichardF: I don't know if he is
You: okey
You: I'll guess i have to test my TV
You: to check if its fireproof myself
RichardF: Good idea
You: i know
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

 

[sqrage]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidS
You: hello
DavidS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidS: Hi
DavidS: Hows it going
You: Nice
You: you ?
DavidS: great
You: I have a problem with my internet
You: cant connect
DavidS: ok
DavidS: but you are on now
You: am i?
You: Really ?
DavidS: yes
You: cool, awesome
You: Thanks
You: you really helped me
DavidS: yep
DavidS: I try
DavidS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

LOL that was great :]

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

hahhaa, mine was sorta fun, but nothing much happened.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlanS
AlanS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
AlanS: Hello.
You: hi
You: I'm looking for a cure for stupidity
AlanS: One moment.
AlanS: Are these results sufficient?
You: yea, thanks a bunch!
AlanS: Have a nice night.
AlanS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[sqrage]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: andrewM
andrewM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
You: Do you know goo gul owns you?
andrewM: no
You: can you find it?
andrewM: I do not think so
You: I want to know if it is true
andrewM: what is it
You: Something in a game
andrewM: what game
andrewM: is it
You: games in general
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Steven C
Steven C: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: do you know goo gul owns you?
Steven C: let me find that for you
You: thank you
You: Do you use google for your searches?
Steven C: we do
You: are they competition?
Steven C: no
You: oh
Steven C: yup
You: you found it?
Steven C: naw
You: ok
You: thanks anyway
Steven C: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

lol...goo gul = google.
And they say they use google so....type that into google.."goo gul owns you"

 

[idk_a_name]

I had Alot of fun with my Serch Person

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LauraN
LauraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
LauraN: Hello
You: I need to know whats 1+1
LauraN: What can I find for you?
LauraN: 2
You: you sure?
LauraN: yes
You: oh sweet
You: wait..
You: youi sure?
LauraN:
You: lol okedoky
LauraN: hmmm
LauraN: maybe its 11
You: maybe...
You: do you play WoW
You: ??
LauraN: no
LauraN: no
You: oh well you should
You: its really fun
LauraN: sorry im dragging
You: but it can get addicting
You: oh its ok
LauraN: you play everquest before?
You: no, I was gonna ask for it for christmas
You: buttt I didnt
LauraN: does wow play online with others?
You: it fun?
LauraN: yes
You: yeah
LauraN: everquest does too
You: WoW is an online game too
You: very fun
LauraN: you'd prolly like it
You: cool
You: so do you get paid for talking to me
LauraN: something you want me to search for or are you just bored?
You: hmmmmm
LauraN: supposed to be searching
You: ok ok
LauraN: lol
You: search forrr
You: hmmm Metalocalypse
You: its a tv show
You: super awsome
LauraN: ok
LauraN: one sec
You: kk
LauraN: ive seen that
You: yeah its on adult swim
LauraN: i like robot chicken and the one with meatwad in it
LauraN: i cant remember the name though
You: Aqua Team Hunger Force lol
LauraN: yeah
You: yeah that show kicks ass
LauraN: there ya go
You: well, I have a terribel fever, can you look up how to cure a fever after you done?
LauraN: sure
LauraN: one sec
You: thank you =)
LauraN: np
LauraN: some advisde
LauraN: advise
You: k
LauraN: tylenol
LauraN: lol
You: darn I only have advil
LauraN: or motrin
You: lol
LauraN: there ya go
LauraN:
You: ok well I had fun talking to you
LauraN: have a good one
LauraN: u2
You: good bye
LauraN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[Grozzy]

"WHAT IS LOVE"

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KeenanK
KeenanK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
KeenanK: Hi!
KeenanK: One moment please
You: k
You: What is love...
KeenanK: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: I am
KeenanK: Are these links helpful to you?
You: yes
KeenanK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i definitly know what love is now
You: nah
You: one thing
KeenanK: Okay, Take Care!!
KeenanK: okay
You: I LOVE YOU
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Result:

The Meaning of Love
The Meaning of Love
What is Love? Am I In Love? How to Tell when you are in Love - Is it love? Teens
What is Love? Am I In Love? How to Tell when you are in Love - Is it love? Teens
The Meaning of Love; Definition of Love; Defining Love
The Meaning of Love; Definition of Love; Defining Love

Love Definition of True Love - Full Dictionary and Biblical Love Meaning
Love Definition of True Love - Full Dictionary and Biblical Love Meaning

Love Quotes and meaning of love
Love Quotes and meaning of love

Haha, this one was fun !

 

[Curuinor]

Who volunteers to go and search for the primary function of the Internet?

(it sure as hell isn't information. . .)

 

[Grozzy]

I'll do it, will you rep me if i did it ?

 

[Grozzy]

Haha, i did it >: D

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AllenM
You: Hi
AllenM: Welcome to ChaCha!
AllenM: Hello
AllenM: How are you?
You: Im fine
You: you ?
AllenM: I'm doing great.
You: Whats the primary function of the internet ?
AllenM: Let me see.
AllenM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: hmm, so the internet isnt useless after all...
AllenM: Nope
AllenM: Internet is your friend lol
You: yeah
You: "Obey me"
You: it says
AllenM: Lol
You: I think i'll have to learn to love the internet
AllenM: Its great if you use it for the right reasons
You: What would be a wrong reason ?
AllenM: Hacking, ect...
You: ok, that would be bad
AllenM: Yeah
AllenM: Alright well I need to get going
You: takes the point out of games and stuff
AllenM: Have a great day ok?
You: ok
AllenM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Result:

Internet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Internet
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet
Internet history, design, web, email...
Internet history, design, web, email...
http://www.livinginternet.com/
Internet Public Library:
http://www.ipl.org/
http://www.ipl.org/

 

[Pineapple]

LOL This is great!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarolynB
You: hi
CarolynB: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarolynB: Hello how are you today?
You: i need to know if there is a beef chicken horse
CarolynB: Ok let me see what I can find for you on this subject
You: ok
CarolynB: Were you able to look over what I sent to you?
You: yes
CarolynB: Was that any help?
You: sorta not what i was looknig for
CarolynB: Ok what exactly were you looking for?
You: an animla called the beef chicken horse, My friend said he had one...
CarolynB: OOOO you didnt want to eat that meat?
You: na
CarolynB: Oh ok lol
CarolynB: Let me see what I kind find for you so you would like to know if there is such an animal?
You: yes
You: or was my friend lying?
CarolynB: Hmm I dont see anything on this
You: ok thanks
CarolynB: Did you want me to help you with anything else today?
You: na im good
CarolynB: Ok great well then you have a great night! Bye!!
CarolynB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[DDRtists]

Lmao.

Someone do one on "Basketball cleats".