Sci/Tech The White House is Briefed: Phoenix About to Announce "Potential For Life" on Mars

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It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more "provocative" than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface. This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA) confirmed experimental evidence for the existence of water in the Mars regolith on Thursday. Whilst NASA scientists are not claiming that life once existed on the Red Planet's surface, new data appears to indicate the "potential for life" more conclusively than the TEGA water results. Apparently these new results are being kept under wraps until further, more detailed analysis can be carried out, but we are assured that this announcement will be huge…

So why is there all this secrecy? According to scientists in communication with Aviation Week & Space Technology, the next big discovery will need to be mulled over for a while before it is announced to the world. In fact, the Jet Propulsion Laboratory science team for the MECA wet-chemistry instrument that made these undisclosed findings were kept out of the July 31st news conference (confirming water) so additional analysis could be carried out, avoiding any questions that may have revealed their preliminary results. They have also made the decision to discuss the results with the Bush Administration's Presidential Science Advisor's office before a press conference between mid-August and early September.

 
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One of the funniest things about this article is they find something so important yet they have to let George "Einstein" Bush decide whether or not we get to hear about it.
 
So... potential for life means that life could evolve in that planet in a few billion years?
 
So... potential for life means that life could evolve in that planet in a few billion years?

No, that they found something and they aren't going to say what it is until mid August. Personally, since the statement has to go through the government I doubt we will hear anything.
 
Meh, If they say anything, I doubt it will be the truth.
 
Well, the "big guns" don't read anything anyway. So I doubt even they will hear about it for a while.
 
*thread fades out, twilight music kicks in*
 
Well, we know it had potential for life, why not now?

I predict we will be sending humans to Mars in 10 - 15 years, and colonizing it in 100-200.
 
You know...it could just be nothing. In that case wouldn't you be glad that they didn't announce to the world some miraculous finding that happened to be a spoof and then everyone is screaming that aliens will attack the world...There are people like that. Sometimes, in order to keep your credibility and avoid embarrassment, you have to double check your own data.

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guys... read the article it's nothing. NOTHING. it's like they found a pretty rock or something. probably just a compound such as nitrogen! And where are you getting the part where George Bush has to ok the announcement?!?!? The article just says:

"they have also made the decision to discuss the results with the Bush Administration's Presidential Science Advisor's office before a press conference between mid-August and early September. "

so what???
 
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