General eBay bans man from selling his soul

[The Helper]

A musician fed up with his life was today barred from selling his soul to the highest bidder.

Dante Knoxx, 24, offered the "used" item for a starting bid of £25,000.50 or a buy it now price of £700,000 on the internet auction site eBay.

But eBay pulled the listing today with about two hours to go and no bids because it breached one of the firm's policies.

"You cannot sell anything that is not physical," said Mr Knoxx. "That includes ghosts, souls and spirits which is funny.

eBay bans man from selling his soul

A musician fed up with his life was today barred from selling his soul to the highest bidder.

metro.co.uk

 

[MurderMode]

NOOOOOO.... I just picked up all these half-priced ghosts from thailand and your telling me I can't ebay them? GODDAMIT.

He's probably got enough media attention now that someone will get in touch with him and buy it.

 

[The Helper]

For Great Justice!