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A: 4243 and no, it will end because I turned the light out.

Q: Where IS that damn switch, anyway?!
 

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A: Not a damn clue, but I do know the BILLIONTH decimal of Pi is 9

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Oh, and I said 'who' can calculate pi the farthest :D .... not how far can YOU calculate it!


TEN POINTS FOR ME YAY :D I outsmarted Alexander im winning this useless game :D
 

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Shadowy Fear said:
Oh, and I said 'who' can calculate pi the farthest :D .... not how far can YOU calculate it!


TEN POINTS FOR ME YAY :D I outsmarted Alexander im winning this useless game :D

Correction, I said not a damn clue to "who" can calculate Pi, and then set up information for my question.

A: They're go to advanced college.

Q: Who's outsmarting who now, BUDDY?! :p

-P.S.-

I didn't use a calculator. ;) Makes ya think, don't it?
 

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A: With light, at least the solar powered ones! :p

Q: Is the speed of light faster then rabbit multiplication?! ... IS ANYTHING FASTER THEN RABBIT MULTIPLICATION!?
 

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A: MY reproduction! :D

Q: Hmm, is that bannable material? :confused:
 

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A: No, he's only on to stalk and pester Conan.

Q: Is anyone with a life on!?
 

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A: lets find out ... HEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... *echoes return: HHEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEeeelllloooooo, hellloooo, helloooooo; echoes die out* nope guess not

Q: what is Bushes favortie pasttime?
 
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A: Lotr (see funny pictures thread)

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 

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Actually, I can't make half the jokes I wish I could, due to restrictions against political talk. So damn! :p

A: Let's just hope he doesn't follow Clinton's steps. (Hopefully that's broad enough to not mean trouble! :p)
A2: 42

Q: "Doesn't it hurt?" (Song lyric, lol, just had to) (The song is "Not Afraid" by Earshot, off their Letting Go CD)
 

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OH, I have a crushing comment that I SO BADLY WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T! :p

A: Because you don't like needles. (NOT WHAT I WANNA SAY!)

Q: How MANY needles?! ;) (And where?!)
 

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A: *twitches violently, waves bloody stump of arm in general direction of body, hard to tell though*

Q: WHO SHOT SHADOWY FEAR (and why is he speaking in the third person? :eek: )
 
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A: Um...the one armed man.

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A: because *starts to assume dramatic poise, yet another shot from marksman catches the now headless, armless, and more recently legless corpse and spins it completely around

Q: WHY OH WHY CANT MARKSMAN CHANGE HIS AVATAR! :p :D
 
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