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Alexander said:
Correction, I said not a damn clue to "who" can calculate Pi, and then set up information for my question.

A: They're go to advanced college.

Q: Who's outsmarting who now, BUDDY?! :p

-P.S.-

I didn't use a calculator. ;) Makes ya think, don't it?
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A: You used your fingers... duh anybody knows that one :).

Q: How many fingers does it take to bite a finger bite chuck finger chuck chuck
 
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A: IN SANDEGIO DUH

Q: but - WHERE IS WALDO MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ( and why does he where that ridiculous costume)
 
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A: In Waldo's World. Duh.

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A: they are afraid youll get sucked into the computer (NOT a metaphor)

Q: CAN you get sucked into the computer (I mean literally)
 
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must....resist.......posting....ack!

A: Yes

B: How do you escape from being stuck in computer?

Btw shadowy, do you know how to use messages? I sent you one and you never replied.
 
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ARGH sorry marksman I DO know how to use messages but I never check the little message I mean COME ON its SOO small and insignificant ... umm ya sorry one sec lol :p :D :)

A: computers with muffin programming

Q: can muffins program?
 
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A: Conan couldn't teach a dog to bark.

Q: How many languages do you know?
 
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A: Maybe.

Q: Peudo ir el bano? (First word might be spelt wrong.)
 
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its PUEdo ir al bano

A: No, porque tu madre dormio con todos personas (har har...spanish people take real offense to that)

Q: What can muffins NOT do?
 
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A: Stick a cat down their pants.

Q: Do YOU have a cat down your pants?
 
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A: No but I have all this other stuff. And muffins dont have pants (they have those little cupcake wrapper things!)

Q: can you think of a situation where stuffing a cat down your pants could save your life? (nevermind the claws shredding very sensitive places)

And marksman, how much rep do you need to be able to change the text below your screen name? And I got your message too responding right now :D
 
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A: Yes, getting out of a ... let me rephrais myself, No, there is no way I think sticking a cat down my pants would help me save my life.


Q: There are "Tanks", but in muffin ways... are there "Muffs"?


Its not a situation of rep, its how well you help and talk or treat others. If you help people a good amount you will be noticed more for sure, and maybe even get higher rep. High rep doesn't equal to special membership its how you treat and help other on these forums.


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A: yes, theres also mufflers and mufa lufas (dont ask :p)

Q: do YOU own a lufa?

Oh and thanks for explanation broken x :D guess I gotta be nicer and more helpfuer lol :p

Hey my two hundreth post lol *wipes tear out of eye* the posts just go by so fast .... :) :p
 
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Yes, it is the mods choice wether to upgrade your rank to special membership :).

A: no, I don't own a lufa :S?...



Q: How many lufas make a mufa?
 
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A: What else, 42.

Q: If you weigh more than a duck (and therefor float and are made of wood...duh), what are you?
 
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