Weird Homeowner shoots naked intruder found choking dog

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A naked intruder who was trying to choke a pet Rottweiler was shot by a homeowner in Miami Wednesday morning, police said.

When the homeowner went to check out the noise, he confronted the suspect, who was completely naked and trying to choke one of the dogs, police said.

"He comes out and spots a person who is not only fighting with this dog but is naked fighting with this dog," Miami Police spokesman Det. Willie Moreno said.

The homeowner opened fire twice, hitting the suspect in the leg once. The homeowner held the man until the police arrived.

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Naked Man Who Was Choking Dog Shot by Homeowner in Miami: Police

Homeowner opens fire on naked intruder in Miami: Police.
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Holy crap.
Well, he was somewhat lucky, the dog didn't bite off his ****
 
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Please, the man has a Rottweiler. Based on that information alone, I already expect a report to come out on the naked man being a hostage trying to escape.
 
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Then tell me a more likely alternative.
 
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The Helper said:
A naked intruder who was trying to choke a pet Rottweiler was shot by a homeowner in Miami Wednesday morning, police said.

When the homeowner went to check out the noise, he confronted the suspect, who was completely naked and trying to choke one of the dogs, police said.

"He comes out and spots a person who is not only fighting with this dog but is naked fighting with this dog," Miami Police spokesman Det. Willie Moreno said.

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What the?
The first 3 paragraphs say the same thing!? Why do they have 3 paragraphs there telling us the same?
 
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He was acting like an aggressive dog. who choked the home owner's dog and.tried to bite. the home owner himself!

Police said he tried to bite the homeowners and police and workers at the hospital, and may be under the influence of drugs.
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FireCat said:
He was acting like an aggressive dog. who choked the home owner's dog and.tried to bite. the home owner himself!
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Yeah, so would a victim of slave rape trying to get the fuck out.
 
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No, but there's a reason I have a basement now.
 
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