Look at this!

[Lord_Phoenix]

I was looking through the Pure Pwnage forums, and this is the 1st thing that comes up in the "challenges" section of the forum. http://www.purepwnage.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=20366

I feel like shooting myself.

 

[AgentPaper]

HAH!

Funny thing is, he got 2 legitimate-looking responses. (legitimate is used extremely loosely)

 

[Zero R.]

What? Is 'troll-feeding' an official sport now? Yay. *feeds unnamed troll*

Anyway, he got at least 1 reply that actually involves DotA. Man, I wish I wasn't lazy enough to register there.

 

[corvusHaunt]

they r liek total freckin n00b$ over ther.

Yeah ok I'll add you.




AND, I think you should uninstall life.

What an uber 1337 haxor he is

 

[Zero R.]

OK. So, I uninstall life, ok... Hey! Technician! I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me! WTF!? LOL U NUB WTF N00B!

 

[KeeperofKeys]

Words spelled correctly in original post (in order of appearance):

lets play if not get all day in got we do or stuff add on hotmail why leave but as much he almost so to China back

Two letter words spelled correctly: 10
Three letter words spelled correctly: 8
Four letter words spelled correctly: 5
Five letter words spelled correctly: 3
Six letter words spelled correctly: 1
Seven letter words spelled correctly: 1
Words above seven letters spelled correctly: 0

Here are my "test results":
(All results below are on a scale of 1 to 10)
L.I. (Level of Insult) of writer:
7
M.L. (Moronity Level, we had to use this more extreme scale instead of the Stupidity Level scale) of writer:
10
O.L. (Obsession Level) of writer:
9
P.R. (Probability of Reproduction) of writer:
0 (Yes, I KNOW it's a 1 to 10 scale)

Based on the data above, it can be conjectured that:
E.I.Q. (Estimated Intelligence Quotient, on the IQ scale) of writer:
10
V.E. (Value of Existence) of writer:
Utterly WORTHLESS
Final Analysis:
YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR THE REFUSE OF A STARVING AFRICAN DONKEY! QUIT GIVING MY HOBBY A BAD NAME! MAY YOU DIE SLOWLY, BY HAVING YOUR SEVERED ENTRAILS STUFFED DOWN YOUR MANGLED THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE TO DEATH! THEN MAY YOU ROT IN THE LOWEST REACHES OF ANY HELL EVER IMAGINED IN THE MIND OF ANY MAN!

And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why I post on THIS forum...

-Quote of the day: "To be great is to misunderstood."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[PB_and_J]

Omg u nu0b u tink u cn pwn ***...

Reading his posts made me cry :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

 

[King TonGoll]

omg.... I cant eve stand it! i just want to stab his freckin eyes out! gah! wtf is with him!

i hate leet speak those who use letters and numbers to form words or use N000B to much i want to strangle them to death!

 

[Naine]

I... I... Feel... Difrant...

iz liek i dun no wut life iz about man... iz like dota rul3z! pwnz n00bcaek.

Man that was funny Do people really talk like that? Man...

Whos Jeffory

 

[KeeperofKeys]

If I find anyone who speaks like that where I can get my hands on them, I will have a difficult decision to make: Drowning them in acid, or flaying them and rolling them in salt. If there is one thing that I simply CANNOT STAND, it is a moron who makes me look bad, directly or indirectly. Talking like that reflects really badly on my second-favorite pastime, and I'm not feeling very forgiving right now...

Anger management issues? WHAT ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES, YOU MORON?!?!



-Quote of the day: "To be great is to be misunderstood."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

Oh my goodnsess, look at what I did, now I have everyone talking 1337sp34k! *Gets gun* *turns aimbot hacks on*

 

[Unregister]

Who's this "Jeremy" person they keep refering to or what do they mean...

 

[Jo.O]

He's some famous geek that talks like that, there are some movies with him you probably find through google.

 

[Naine]

He's some famous geek that talks like that, there are some movies with him you probably find through google.

Hes not a "geek" really. A geek is more of a loser. He just seems like a hardcore gamer.

I saw one of his movies they are pretty cool but they didn't seem as interesting to me as it is to other players.

Though, it is worth watching one or two of his videos, and if you like them, watch more.

 

[TotalGhost]

JEREMY ROCKS DUDE! i seen ALL the movies MUAHHAHA
he does pwn... dont hate him hate the people trying to be the owner! damn wannabes! lol that whole posting got ripped up..