Weird Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

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A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.

As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."


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OMG - this is just too funny. They should have built it, leaked it to the world press and that would of ended war as we know it.
 
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Wow. I wonder who thought of this...
Damn government...
 
Actually I believe this is one of the best things America has ever thought of.

Now, if only they were fighting in a real war.
(they have no good reason to be in Iraq, they should be in Afghanistan or something)
 
I saw something like this in a move called "The Pest"
A vial of liquid made people try to have sex with who ever it landed on.
 
Hey maybe now we can stop having a population crisis xD

Also..we have a very good reason to be in iraq...why? Oil. We need oil badly.
 
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Simply, utterly brilliant. I must get my hands on that.

Evil plots come to mind....
 
lol... I can imagine the news headlines. American forces infiltrated that heart of Bagdad today, only to find thousands of enemy troops dry humping (I guess you have to see the goobacks episode of southpark, the part at the end with the gay pile)...
 
Ok, thats a scary, being forced to willingly become gay? Also, that last sentence seemed to be an oxymoron.
 
I wonder if it'll work on females? I mean, like female soldiers.

Because if not, we'd still have a small amount of war even if you dropped teh Gay Bomb.

But then again, female soldiers aren't too common.
 
Great!!.... First they get all these rules and shit made for "gays" Then they go and force a bomb to be gay... Wow...

Oh and /rofl
 
I laugh every time I hear or read about the Gay Bomb !! :)
 
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