Some Funny Jokes I made...

[jonadrian619]

Right now I'm sick and at home, but even a sick guy can make humorous stuff. Not too funny but I hope you'll like it somehow.

-- "I'll be making a new map. It has cool features, one votekick system, and a wide array of unique heroes."

-- "You're gonna make a new map? That's great! You know I'm bored reading political maps, weather maps and always sleep when I read my Atlas in school. Great idea dude! One thing, the votekick system and the unique heroes, are they like the Table of Countries and their Capitals and Currencies like in other maps? You're way too good at geography buddy.."

-- One basketball player named Sean, Point Guard, passes the ball to another guy, Philip after taking the rebound at the side of Baguio City High School team.
-- "Fast Break!", Sean said. The offensive player, Philip scored. He's lightning fast, the fastest basketball player in the province.
-- The team manager and captain (who's at the bench right now) are chit-chatting about that player who made a great sprint and a lay-up shot.
-- Captain: "Wow! That guy runs so fast like a cheetah! It's always in the fast breaks where he runs that fast. Man, I really dunno why he can run that fast.."
-- Manager: "He runs really fast in Fast Breaks because he doesn't eat Breakfast everyday, that's why he's slim and gets tired easily. Maybe he's doing some fasting, but personally, even he doesn't have the guts to break the fast."

 

[Lobster]

Right now I'm sick and at home, but even a sick guy can make humorous stuff. Not too funny but I hope you'll like it somehow.

ehh, could be better. Nice try though.

 

[Hurosaki]

OMG the first one was really stalebut the second one is alright:thup:

 

[Cheesy]

Second one made me laugh a bit, but only a little.

I know coming up with jokes is hard, and I congratulate you for this, +Rep. :thup:

 

[Knight7770]

1st one's punch line was too long and drawn out.
I don't know how the 2nd one is funny.

 

[Varine]

... nothing from I.

 

[polishgenius]

nice