Warcraft 3 jokes!!!

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Why trolls so hard to conquer?

Because thier unconTROLLable.

What kind of a bus does a troll ride?

A Trolley

Why are there so many half orcs?

Any woman is better than an orcish woman

What do call a smart orc?

A wannabe human.

Why do Taurens always order Italian?

They don't want to order steaks.

What is worse than a male orc trying to kill you?

A female orc trying to seduce you.

What does a tauren have in common with a triceratops?

They both have horns and they both have peanut sized brains.

Why did the chicken cross the road

To attack the taunting Mountain Giant

What did one Gargoyle say to the other Gargoyle?

Nothing, gargoyles can't talk.

What do you call a bunch of orcs pillaging a local village?

Humane.

What do you call three golems who fell off Mount Hyjal?

The Rolling Stones

How did the sorceress make her new gnomish husband more attractive for the honeymoon?

Cast polymorph.

how does the Tauren Chieftain get a date ?

he sends out his wolfs to ensare em.

What does a Banshee wear in the winter?

Booooooots!

Why is there a deep man-shaped hole in the ice at the center of Northrend?
Because Arthas fell down 500 feet!

Why did Arthas fall down 500 feet?

Because his Frozen Throne melted away!

Why did the Frozen Throne melt away?

Because Arthas hired Firelords as his personal bodyguards!

Why did Arthas hire Firelords as his personal bodyguards?

Because he wanted to try out the latest patch!!

A Story...
On a beautiful day, Thrall visited the Bloodhoof-family in Mulgore. Together they watched over the plains in the sunset, and Thrall noticed a group of pack-animals, running after each other in chaos and trying to hit each other. Thrall looked at Cairne, and asked: "What are they doing??" Cairne replied:
"They're playing Kodo Tag!"









 
Bloodcount

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Some are quite nice... though I have a new joke:

Q: What is the only thing that is impossible to happen to warcraft ?
A: A patch that doesn't dissapoint the players.
 
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Bloodcount said:
Some are quite nice... though I have a new joke:

Q: What is the only thing that is impossible to happen to warcraft ?
A: A patch that doesn't dissapoint the players.
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Greatest joke right here, oh wait, thats the truth ><
 
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BlackRose

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Troll, Rolling Stones, they were better tahn the rest

xD

I don't get some but:
11 What does a Banshee wear in the winter?

Booooooots!
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Also, better reading font?

Like..... have the joke in green, answer in black.
 
jonadrian619

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I've got some here:

Q: Why are the Tauren insanely strong and energetic?
A: They've got plenty of Taurine.

Q: Peons are orcs, the attitude, clothes and everything, right?
A: No, they're dorks.

Q: Are Pit Lords only purple and gray in color?
A: Go to Hive Workshop and you'll see many of their species.

Q: Why do some people in Wc3 hate WE?
A: Because some guys like Arthas are afraid that some moron map-maker will turn them into stupid-looking, uberpowered characters.

Q: Why do commoners in Wc3 love WE?
A: Because Peons and Peasants believe that someday they will acquire the greatest Jass spells from Vexorian and other great spell coders.

The Pit Lord joke is corny for me, but sure you can include this in your thread if you find it funny.
 
Tyman2007

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There's a lot of anti-horde jokes there.
Where's the anti-alliance jokes!
Everyone hates alliance that's above the age of 18
(Kids get alliance, adults get horde)

Here's one that was ripped off of the simpsons with a WC3 feel to it.
So, there's a 2 headed ogre.
One head says to the other, "I don't understand! I eat and eat but never get any thinner!".....


That's it
 
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What do you call a criminal lord in Northend? The Frozen Al' Capone.
What do you call a skeleton in Northrend? The Frozen Bone.
What do you call a starwars trooper in Northrend? The Frozen Clone.
What do you call an icecream in Northrend? The Frozen Cone.
What do you call an old woman in Northrend? The Frozen Crone.
What do you call a robot in Northrend? The Frozen Drone.
What do you call a sound of exasperation in Northrend? The Frozen Groan.
What do you call a money lending in Northrend? The Frozen Loan.
What do you call a banshee's wail in Northrend? The Frozen Moan.
What do you call a dark shade of red in Northrend? The Frozen Maroon.
What do you call a telecommunications device in Northrend? The Frozen Phone.
What do you call a soldier lying down in Northrend? The Frozen Prone.
What do you call someone reputable in Northrend? The Frozen Reknown.
What do you call a horse in Northrend? The Frozen Roan.
What do you call a musical instrument in Northrend? The Frozen Saxaphone.
What do you call a mountain giant in Northrend? The Frozen Stone.
What do you call a frozen man in Northrend? The Frozen Testosterone.
What do you call a toilet in Northrend? The Frozen Throne.
What do you call a shade of colour in Northrend? The Frozen Tone.
What do you call another musical instrument in Northrend? The Frozen Trombone.
What do you call a popular place in Northrend? The Frozen Zone.
 
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Bloodcount said:
Some are quite nice... though I have a new joke:

Q: What is the only thing that is impossible to happen to warcraft ?
A: A patch that doesn't dissapoint the players.
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OH SNAP.
Hey, 1.24(b) has new JASS natives, which is cool, even though I'll probably never use them.
 
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Q: What is the only thing that is impossible to happen to warcraft ?
A: A patch that doesn't dissapoint the players.
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Q: What is another thing that is impossible to happen to warcraft?
A: A BladeMaster dying.

Q: Why does a dead horse (dk) go faster then a live horse (am)?
A: I have no clue.

That's all I got =/
 
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